Terrifying White House Inspired Halloween Costumes
The Haunted Conscience of Susan Collins
Sexy Mitch McConnell
Zombie Mitch McConnell
Mitch McConnell
“Beach Week” entry in a calendar from 1982
Squi and/or Tobin lifting weights in 1982
A giant calendar from 1982
The living dead representation of Lindsay Graham
Actually, just Lindsay Graham
This list is getting very spooky
School curriculum designed by Betsey DeVos
Housing and Urban Development by Ben Carson
Affordable healthcare bill proposed by Republicans
Betsy DeVos
Ben Carson
Republicans
Fox News anchor
No, the other one
I know, they are very similar
Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ temper
Or just dress like Te Ka from Moana
And put a podium in front of you
A Mike Pence deciding vote
A Mike Pence thought bubble
A Mike Pence
The front page of the NY Times
The front page of the Washington Post
Any newspaper, really
Brett Kavanaugh’s puckered butthole mouth
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Cara Marino is a freelance writer and TV producer. She has written grocery lists, notes to her husband and cries for help. She once had dinner with Walter Cronkite which she tries to work in every single conversation. It’s like, enough already.