The GOP’s Holiday Caroling Set List

Rudolph The Ineligible, Pre-Existing Condition Having Reindeer

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Baby, It’s Warm Out There And Science Is Wrong, It’s Not Man Made

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Santa Claus Is Coming To The One Percent Part of Town

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What Child Is This That Decided To Be Born Poor?

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Run Rudolph Run, It’s Hunting Season

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All I Want For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth Because I’ve Got Everything Else

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Frosty The Snowman Made Of Disabled Protestor’s Tears

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It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Our Ayn Rand Fan Fiction Is Coming True

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Do They Deserve To Know It’s Christmas? 

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