The Queen’s New Titles for Harry and Meghan

Lord and Lady Quittersley

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Mr. and Mrs. Filthy-Commoner

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Duke of Dead-To-Me and Duchess of Never-Existed-To-Me

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Marquess of Ingratitude and Marchioness of Social Climbers

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Viscountess and Viscount How-Much-We-Blew-On-That-Wedding

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Edward & Wallis 2: 2 American 2 Divorced

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Executive Producers, Some Emmy-Bait Netflix Show We Shall Assuredly Never Watch

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Grand Executioners of a Queen in the Prime of Life

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Sultan and Sultaness Whose Hands Shall Never Again Touch the Royal Corgis

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The Right Dishonourable Snatchers of the Great-Grandbaby

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Baron and Baroness No We Have Not Had One Too Many Dubonnet-And-Gins, And What If We Have?

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Tsar and Tsarina of Well At Least We Still Have Andrew

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