Truly Terrible Signs That Your BFF Chelsea Is A Hobgoblin
Her bong is the preserved skull of an infant.
Her cute new manicure is actually blood and gore from tearing out the throats of her enemies.
Her relationship status of “It’s complicated” indicates that she’s hungrily devoured the intestinal tract of yet another homeless derelict.
She’s been giving you the silent treatment ever since you began to see David on a regular basis.
She sheds an entire skin body-suit on your futon, and then doesn’t even stick around for brunch.
She throws out an entire box of pizza rolls to make room in the freezer for her vials of spinal fluid.
She’s been looking at David’s Instagram photos without liking or commenting.
She returned that cute top with scorch marks and a bit of brain matter on the left sleeve.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
