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Unsubscribe Response or Pleading Text from My Ex?
- We’re sorry to see you go.
- Not sorry to watch you leave.
- We apologize for any inconvenience.
- We’re sorry it didn’t work out.
- It was fun while it lasted.
- Do you get too many emails in general?
- Do you get too many emails specifically from us?
- Could you leave some feedback? Help us be better!
- You were the best we ever had.
- It won’t be the same without you.
- Are you just not ready for a relationship?
- Did your friend do this by accident?
- Say you’ll reconsider.
- Please give this 5 to 7 days to take effect.
- We’re not ready to say goodbye.
- This whole experience can be customized to you.
- We could take this down to once a week, plus holidays.
- We’ll miss you
- We still love you.
- You’re in love with Jason, aren’t you?
Unsubscribe: 3, 6
Exes: 2, 7, 9, 15, 17, 20
Both: 1, 4, 5, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 18, 19
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Lydia Oxenham is a South Carolina native living in Southern California. She’s learning to like sushi. Check out her infrequent tweets @hyperbolydia.