Why Are The Trump Jurors Being Excused?
Preferred Schwarzenegger on The Apprentice.
Appears to be an actual Christian, rather than a Trump Christian.
Elderly man with full head of hair and a naturally healthy complexion.
Nazi related tattoos and clothing (although pull aside and arrange possible future speaking engagements at upcoming Trump rallies)
Female juror who was a 5, at best a 6.
Became agitated and had to be removed when he realized he couldn’t bring his tiki torches into the courthouse.
Once went to McDonald’s for lunch and ordered a salad.
Professional mushroom farmer.
Rudy Giuliani in disguise, attempting to get closer to Trump.
Liberace impersonator who reminded Trump too much of Lindsey Graham.
Guy who just wanted a refund for the Trump golden shoes that had given him several ingrown toenails.
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