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Why Trump wants to move the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem

Frees up prime real estate in Tel Aviv for developing Trump Kasino and Kibbutz.


Figures it’ll piss off “that Kenyan Obama.”


Says it will make “The Old City Great Again.”


Too many Jews in Tel Aviv.




That schmuck Jared said it will bring peace to the Middle East.


Will save money on a wall because Jerusalem already has one.


Plans to sacrifice Don Jr. at the Temple Mount.


He’s meshuga.