13 Possible Identities of the Weird Figure in the Jesus-Trump Picture
President Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image depicting himself late Sunday as a Jesus-like character healing a sick man, but the image included one not-so-subtle change from the original posted months ago by a MAGA fan – swapping out a U.S. soldier for a horned creature with wings. — Yahoo News
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Lucifer, here to thank his son for setting that whole Revelation thing into motion
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Some unholy combination of Michael the Archangel and King Triton
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A performer in the Coachella lineup
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The guy on the album cover of Linkin Park’s Hybrid Theory wearing a Burger King crown
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What the Artemis II astronauts found in space but were too scared to tell us about
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Prime Minister Orbán coming to “thank” JD Vance for his stumping efforts
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The result of a threeway between the Statue of Liberty, one of the soldiers, and a bald eagle (Due to the administration’s cuts to reproductive rights, the soldier was forced to carry the pregnancy to term)
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A future pope who’s tough on crime and America First
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A guest dressed in event-appropriate attire for the president’s UFC-themed 80th birthday party
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The medical director of the hospital where Dr. Trump practices, on his way to offer praise for the best outcomes in “making people a lot better” he’s ever seen in his career
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The Witch-king of Angmar standing in front of a fell beast’s outstretched wings. Duh. Did you not notice the Great Eagles preparing to fly Trump to Mordor?
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Someone who’s here to ask about the last time you saw a nurse unironically wear a nurse’s cap
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Caroline Horwitz’s humor has appeared in McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Slackjaw, Frazzled, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, The Belladonna Comedy, Functionally Dead, and more. She lives in Pittsburgh with her husband and kids.
