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Jobs Well-Suited For A Disillusioned Twenty-Something Office Worker
- Headache Medicine Prescriber
- Arsonist
- Parachute Safety Inspector
- Parachute Test Subject Selector
- Person Who Pushes Parachute Test Subjects Out of the Plane
- Creative Arsonist
- Dog Height Estimator
- Horse Whisperer
- Horse Whisperer-whisperer (These people can’t talk to horses, but they can talk to people who can talk to horses. They can deliver bad news to them, especially if it concerns the horse. You’ll want a professional for this.)
- Quiet Guy at Parties
- Loud Guy at Movies
- Arsonist Blogger
- Landmine Spotter
- Landmine Spotter-spotter (If you need a Landmine Spotter, you’re gonna want to know where they are pretty much all the time.)
- Sailboat Counter (There’s always more sailboats than you think there are.)
- Celebrity Arsonist
- World Famous Butterfly-eater
- Arson Investigator
- Professional Sleep Tester (To test the sleeping environment of any room, anywhere, in any conditions.)
- Pie-taster or Pie-thrower (Depends upon salary and flavor of pie.)
- About the Author
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Michael A. Ferro’s debut novel, TITLE 13, will be published by Harvard Square Editions in February 2018. He received an Honorable Mention from Glimmer Train for their New Writers Award and he is a contributor to Splitsider and featured writer for Points in Case. Michael’s fiction has appeared in numerous journals in both print and online. Born and bred in Detroit, Michael has lived, worked, and written throughout the Midwest; he currently resides in rural Ann Arbor, Michigan. Additional information can be found at: www.michaelaferro.com and @MichaelFerro.
