Entries by Brandon Hicks

Least Successful TV Spin-Offs 

The Creation Myth (CBS) – Severely misreading what made The Big Bang Theory a hit with audiences, CBS executives tried to replicate that success with a sister series, which followed four pious young priests and one ditzy nun all living together in a crowded seminary. 

Festive Methods Of Suicide

    The Ol’ Mistletoe over the exhaust pipe trick.   Death by Mariah Carey  Laying under a Christmas Float Going to an NRA meeting and saying “Happy Holidays,” rather than “Merry Christmas.” Fentanyl advent calendar. Hanging by the chimney with care. SeppuKandy Gifting yourself something special.  

Rejected ‘Halloween’ Masks

Did you know that Micheal Myers’ original mask from “Halloween” was actually just a Captain Kirk mask painted white? Believe it or not, Kirk was not the only iconic television star of the day to be considered.

Surprise Nominee Gritty Elected To The Supreme Court.

Washington, DC—In a shocking move this morning, the US Senate voted unanimously to push surprise nominee Gritty though into the highest court in America. Gritty is a monster with an impeccable record, both in his academic standing and his professional history. He is known for his athleticism, hobby marksmanship and googly eyes.

More Offensive Jackets Worn By Melania

Many were shocked and appalled by the First Lady’s lack of tact, forethought when she wore a jacket that read “I really don’t care, do u?” while visiting migrant children her husband had separated from their families. Shocked and appalled, sure, but if you were surprised, then you really haven’t been paying attention. Let’s take […]

Trends in New Nostalgia

The hottest fashion trend making waves this summer is—wait for it—obsolete Apple product accessories! Harken back to the days of old, when the iPhone 4 was the hottest item around, with an old-school USB charger necklace! Keep your hair up with a nice set of headphone wires, or, how about a gorgeous pair of iPod […]

Portrait of a Young Zuckerberg

It is said that, as a child, Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for a “social network,’ from passing notes in class. Even at a young age, he saw major business opportunities in this. In fact, Zuckerberg was an adept salesmen in other areas, too. For example, he always out-sold his fellow Scouts when it came […]

Dead Celebrity Museum

  Elvis Presley’s Hips Fit for a king. The very same pair that shocked the world on “The Ed Sullivan” Show back in 1956. Fred Astaire’s Feet The smoothest pair in town–Stuffed and mounted for your viewing pleasure. Better keep an eye on them, or they just might tap, tap tap away! A Bag of […]

Jack Off Joe Toy Catalogue

‘Horrible’ Harvey Weinstein…$8.99 The original–and some still say the worst–figure in the Jack Off Joe line. Comes complete with Academy Award and ill-gotten “Power-Stance.” ‘Cheeky’ Charlie Rose…$7.99 Ported over form the Hasbeen™ Dinosaur line of action figures, this broadcaster is known for groping women, making lewd phone calls and terrible, terrible, round-table interviews. Clothing not […]

Announcing the 2016 Fake News Award Nominees

For over fifty years, the Fake News Awards has been proud to honor the nonsense, the rubbish, the malarky, the baloney, the claptrap and the drivel in popular journalism! Our media landscape is changing, and new technologies have allowed for great new fake journalists to propagate our culture quicker and more effectively than ever before. […]