CARTOON: Ups & Downs
Ballooning Sadness. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Brandon Hicks writes plays performed by real people, and draws cartoons performed by fake people. His work has appeared in Splitsider, The Syrup Trap, American Bystander and regularly on The Rumpus, where he also serves as an associate cartoon editor. Unfortunately, he’s also Canadian.
Ballooning Sadness. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Give us a smooch. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks
Definition of Sedition. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
It’s the LEAST you can do- and we do mean the least. Cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Going somewhere? Can you imagine? Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Purell Park: Guaranteed to kill 99% of the fun! And more business ideas in today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
That’s not Rudolph’s nose. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
The Creation Myth (CBS) – Severely misreading what made The Big Bang Theory a hit with audiences, CBS executives tried to replicate that success with a sister series, which followed four pious young priests and one ditzy nun all living together in a crowded seminary.
Gone are the days when kids will fill a theater to see the beloved ghouls, gremlins and goblins of old. Still, many of our favorite monsters have made an effort to move with the culture, and here is our list of some of the best…
Although from under his bridge he might tweet and offend / Don’t think for one second it won’t happen again.
Spider-Man’s Sony and Disney deal has failed, but that’s not the only one.
Go back and listen to the music that made Woodstock, perhaps for the first time while sober.
The disastrous live-action pilot for Bojack Horseman: After seeing how horrific the half-human characters would have looked in a more realistic setting, it is now evident why Netflix started their animation division. And more.
Toy Story 6 (2025) Bonnie, now in her early twenties, introduces a new kind of toy to her closet. In a drama reminiscent of the 1995 original, our characters must compete with a new “Woody” and “Buzz” for Bonnie’s affection.
Richard Branson is, indeed, a virgin.
Nasty stains. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Former Trump Staff Members: Why not explore Trump’s “human wall” idea further? A pile of former White House staffers would be just as good as your average fence (and no less transparent).
Hope everyone survived last night! Happy New Year! Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
The Ol’ Mistletoe over the exhaust pipe trick. Death by Mariah Carey Laying under a Christmas Float Going to an NRA meeting and saying “Happy Holidays,” rather than “Merry Christmas.” Fentanyl advent calendar. Hanging by the chimney with care. SeppuKandy Gifting yourself something special.
It’s important to be an active listener. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Did you know that Micheal Myers’ original mask from “Halloween” was actually just a Captain Kirk mask painted white? Believe it or not, Kirk was not the only iconic television star of the day to be considered.
Washington, DC—In a shocking move this morning, the US Senate voted unanimously to push surprise nominee Gritty though into the highest court in America. Gritty is a monster with an impeccable record, both in his academic standing and his professional history. He is known for his athleticism, hobby marksmanship and googly eyes.
Many were shocked and appalled by the First Lady’s lack of tact, forethought when she wore a jacket that read “I really don’t care, do u?” while visiting migrant children her husband had separated from their families. Shocked and appalled, sure, but if you were surprised, then you really haven’t been paying attention. Let’s take […]
The hottest fashion trend making waves this summer is—wait for it—obsolete Apple product accessories! Harken back to the days of old, when the iPhone 4 was the hottest item around, with an old-school USB charger necklace! Keep your hair up with a nice set of headphone wires, or, how about a gorgeous pair of iPod […]
It is said that, as a child, Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for a “social network,’ from passing notes in class. Even at a young age, he saw major business opportunities in this. In fact, Zuckerberg was an adept salesmen in other areas, too. For example, he always out-sold his fellow Scouts when it came […]
A second, identical nose on the side of her face. Neil Diamond. The success of her 1968 classic “Funny Girl” with its equally delightful sequel, “Funny Lady.”
Elvis Presley’s Hips Fit for a king. The very same pair that shocked the world on “The Ed Sullivan” Show back in 1956. Fred Astaire’s Feet The smoothest pair in town–Stuffed and mounted for your viewing pleasure. Better keep an eye on them, or they just might tap, tap tap away! A Bag of […]
‘Horrible’ Harvey Weinstein…$8.99 The original–and some still say the worst–figure in the Jack Off Joe line. Comes complete with Academy Award and ill-gotten “Power-Stance.” ‘Cheeky’ Charlie Rose…$7.99 Ported over form the Hasbeen™ Dinosaur line of action figures, this broadcaster is known for groping women, making lewd phone calls and terrible, terrible, round-table interviews. Clothing not […]
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