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DNC Drinking Game!
Drink every time someone says that they are NOT Donald Trump
Drink every time Tim Kaine speaks Spanish, in case you forgot
Drink every time Debbie Wasserman Schultz gets booed
Drink every time Bernie Sanders talks about how he was treated unfairly
Drink every time anyone in an ironic pun t-shirt is shown on camera
Drink every time Hillary Clinton is seen wearing anything other than a paint suit from the year 2075
Drink every time a poll is given from a university full of hippies (Looking at you, Vermont)
Drink every time Bill Clinton’s eyes wander to a girl in the 2nd row
Drink every time Chelsea Clinton grimaces out of how little she wants to be here
Drink every time President Obama smiles after realizing he’s almost done with this shit
Drink every time Vice President Biden smiles after not realizing he was asked to leave the stage already
Drink every time if Hillary Clinton laughs way too much at a joke
Finish Your Drink if a new email leaks spins this whole convention off the rails
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