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Herman Melville Workshops Whale Names Before Settling on Moby Dick
Leviathan
Bubbles
Big Ding-Dong Whale
Shamu
Moby Penis
Jedediah Whaleshlong (Note to self: too long)
Ol’ Whitey
Buster
Goofus
Fishy (Maybe?)
Whalepoleon
Evil Killer of the Sea
Merman Helville the Whale
Not Mocha Dick
Huge White N’ Spermy
Bad Pierre (Urgh, hate that guy)
Wet Dad
God?
️ Nathaniel ️ Hawthorne’s️ Honkin’ ️ Gorgeous ️ Mind️
Best Friend the Whale
Bad Friend the Whale
The Whale (Not specific enough)
Enigmatic Water Boy
Inscrutable Soggy Buddy
ARRRGHJKSLAKAAHOSJFNLKVBkj THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING
Smoby Smick
Goby Glick
Kobe Drick
Moby Dick
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Jennie Egerdie is a writer and performer from Canada living in New York City. Her writing has been featured in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna Comedy, Points in Case, and shortlisted for PEN Canada’s New Voices Award.