Originals

Revised Rides at Reopening Disney Shanghai

Shanghai Disneyland has announced its intentions to reopen next week. When they do, they’ll revive now-even-more-relevant classics, The Boneyard and Fantasyland, and introduce many new protective protocols, and new experiences for these challenging times, including:

Don’t Splash Anything On Me Mountain


Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride To The Grocery Store


Dumbo, The Grub Hub Driver Who Wouldn’t Mask Up


Frozen in Place Because Somebody Sneezed


If You Thought It Was A Small World Before, Just Wait A Few More Weeks


Mad MAGA’s Wet T Party on Huntington Beach


Give Me Six Feet Of Space Mountain


Pirated PPE Delivery of the Caribbean


Stitch’s Great Escape From The ICU


Swiss Family Treehouse That They Haven’t Left Since March


Grandma’s Haunted Expression As She Waves Through The Window of Her House


The Tower of Terrible Tik Toks


And the nightly, Main Street Electrical Germ-Killing UV Light Parade