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Revised Rides at Reopening Disney Shanghai
Shanghai Disneyland has announced its intentions to reopen next week. When they do, they’ll revive now-even-more-relevant classics, The Boneyard and Fantasyland, and introduce many new protective protocols, and new experiences for these challenging times, including:
Don’t Splash Anything On Me Mountain
Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride To The Grocery Store
Dumbo, The Grub Hub Driver Who Wouldn’t Mask Up
Frozen in Place Because Somebody Sneezed
If You Thought It Was A Small World Before, Just Wait A Few More Weeks
Mad MAGA’s Wet T Party on Huntington Beach
Give Me Six Feet Of Space Mountain
Pirated PPE Delivery of the Caribbean
Stitch’s Great Escape From The ICU
Swiss Family Treehouse That They Haven’t Left Since March
Grandma’s Haunted Expression As She Waves Through The Window of Her House
The Tower of Terrible Tik Toks
And the nightly, Main Street Electrical Germ-Killing UV Light Parade
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A former Washington, DC TV news producer, Debra A. Klein has contributed personal essays and features about places she once never knew existed to: The New York Times, Conde Nast Traveler, National Geographic Traveler, Travel and Leisure, and Newsweek magazines, as well as The Little Brown Reader, 9th Edition and The New York Times Practical Guide to Practically Everything, among other publications. Follow her on Twitter @IWishIHadTyped
