https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/wagon-feat.png 330 432 Jessica Delfino https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jessica Delfino2021-03-26 21:44:102021-03-26 21:44:10Travel The Safe Way This Spring Break: In A Covered Wagon
Travel The Safe Way This Spring Break: In A Covered Wagon
Experience America the way the early Americans did: in a covered wagon, a.k.a. the Conestoga wagon a.k.a. the prairie schooner! Our covered wagon partners will cart you and your family wherever the heck you’d all like to go. Just bear in mind, covered wagons have way worse heat than your old 1982 Toyota Corolla wagon, and we won’t be held responsible for frostbite. No smoking or open fires allowed in wagons.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/outdoor-feat.png 330 432 Hilary Allison https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Hilary Allison2021-01-29 16:53:352022-01-02 13:45:043 Restaurant Concepts Built to Last Through the Winter of Covid-19
3 Restaurant Concepts Built to Last Through the Winter of Covid-19
1. SNØRDNØRT: Inspired by Norwegian cuisine and culture, this outdoor-only dining destination welcomes the winter. “Of course it’s going to be cold outside. And dark.” SNØRDNØRT also employs a paramedic on-site, to tell you when you have legit developed frostbite and need to leave.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/spaceship-grunge-feat.png 330 432 Michael Leonetti https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Leonetti2021-01-27 22:43:002021-01-27 22:43:00The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, is Pleased to Announce that the Nostromo is No Longer Under Quarantine
The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, is Pleased to Announce that the Nostromo is No Longer Under Quarantine
I know that many of you have been severely worried about what has been happening in your home, the commercial starship Nostromo. With the recent and prolonged attack from the alien that popped out of Kane, we know there is a real sense of worry about becoming impregnated and/or mutilated by said alien. Which is why we are messaging you today to update you on the state of the Nostromo and relieve some of those misguided fears.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/WH-cartoon-mask-pole-feat.png 330 432 Dan Misdea https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dan Misdea2021-01-15 22:49:072021-01-15 22:49:07CARTOON: Cast Them Out
CARTOON: Cast Them Out
This might take a while. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/wh-2020cartoon-barge-feat.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2020-12-29 06:16:362020-12-29 06:16:36CARTOON: Clean Slate
CARTOON: Clean Slate
For the gulls. Today's cartoons by Bob Eckstein.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/bear-trap-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2020-12-22 22:26:122020-12-22 22:26:12Truly Terrible Ways To Santa-Proof Your Home
Truly Terrible Ways To Santa-Proof Your Home
Santa means well, but let’s face it, he probably spreads the coronavirus just as readily as Christmas joy; there’s no way that those elves practice social distancing in those tiny toy-making sweatshops. So, how to best, for the time being, keep that fat jolly eggnog sucker out of your house?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/vac-list-feat.png 330 432 Eli Kaplan https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Eli Kaplan2020-12-17 23:21:322020-12-17 23:21:32For Immediate Release: Who Will Receive the Pfizer-BioNtech COVID-19 Vaccine (In Order of Priority)
For Immediate Release: Who Will Receive the Pfizer-BioNtech COVID-19 Vaccine (In Order of Priority)
29. Anti-Maskers (people who jeopardize public safety by refusing to wear a face mask) 30. Anti-Maskers (people who jeopardize a good time by refusing to watch Fox’s “The Masked Singer”) and more!
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EXCLUSIVE! "The Shout Out" Quarantine Comedy Short Filmed Entirely on Phones in Lockdown Premieres!
A Reality Star joins Cameo during quarantine and has a meltdown while recording a birthday message for a fan.
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Can't take my freedumb! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/jared-amity-feat.png 330 432 Jason Garramone https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jason Garramone2020-09-18 17:29:162020-12-31 18:00:12I Will Absolutely Be Sending My Kids Back To Swim At Amity Island Even Though Jaws Is Still In The Water
I Will Absolutely Be Sending My Kids Back To Swim At Amity Island Even Though Jaws Is Still In The Water
This shark impacts different people in different ways. It violently pulls some people underwater, only to have their partial remains wash ashore the next day while others it merely maims and leaves permanently disfigured.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/zoom-feat.png 330 432 Ali Kelley https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ali Kelley2020-09-10 16:40:082020-12-31 18:35:55More Accurate Names for a Virtual Meeting
More Accurate Names for a Virtual Meeting
A noisy pop-up. The Early Morning Afternoon Evening Late Night Can’t Escape It Show. With your host, You! And more!
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How To Enjoy The Sun Safely During The Pandemic
Including 'don't shake hands with the sun' and 'Stay at least 2 metres from the sun' And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/teach-tech.png 330 432 Candy Schulman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Candy Schulman2020-08-19 23:07:132020-08-19 23:07:13Remote Online Training Reluctantly Delivered To You Remotely From Your Remotely Conscious I.T. Staff
Remote Online Training Reluctantly Delivered To You Remotely From Your Remotely Conscious I.T. Staff
The Provost should have written this online guide, but he’s being tutored by his 9-year-old son learning HTML and Cobra in the likely event that budget cuts will slash our entire IT department. So after sharing some edibles, we are totally unprepared to prepare you.
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Goosebumps for Reopening Cities
GRAVE NEW WORLD: Michael’s government keeps telling him it’s safe to resume normal life, even though he sees on the news that hundreds of people are still dying every day from a highly contagious virus that has no cure. Michael’s government wouldn’t be telling him to deliberately risk his and his loved ones’ health for the vague and ghoulish goal of “reopening the economy”...would it?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/lemmings-feat.png 330 432 Peter Kuper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Peter Kuper2020-07-31 15:13:422020-07-31 15:13:42CARTOON: Lemmings
Freedoom. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/cartoon-fire-feat.png 330 432 Joe Wos https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Joe Wos2020-07-22 16:38:322020-07-22 16:38:32CARTOON: Back To School
CARTOON: Back To School
Melting young minds. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/trump-goya-feat.png 330 432 Ivan Ehlers https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ivan Ehlers2020-07-17 15:15:102020-07-17 15:15:10CARTOON: Full Endorsement
CARTOON: Full Endorsement
Numbers are climbing fast, don't miss out! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/trump-med-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2020-07-17 14:53:102020-07-17 14:53:10Examining The Medical Prowess Of Donald Trump: Other Examples Of His Insightful Brilliance
Examining The Medical Prowess Of Donald Trump: Other Examples Of His Insightful Brilliance
“Using a tanning bed on it’s highest setting for several hours every day is great for you. If it weren’t, why would it make you , or me, look so healthy and photogenic?”
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/plagueboy-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2020-06-26 15:56:322020-06-26 15:56:32Plagueboy Magazine
This Month’s PlagueMate Will Have You Rising Quicker Than Current Virus Cases!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/the-end-feat.png 330 432 Peter Kuper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Peter Kuper2020-06-02 23:05:342020-06-02 23:46:28CARTOON: The End...
CARTOON: The End...
I'll just see myself out. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/leadership-feat.png 330 432 Peter Kuper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Peter Kuper2020-05-15 15:24:372020-05-15 15:24:37CARTOON: Our American Leader Ship
CARTOON: Our American Leader Ship
We are all stuck on this cruise ship. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/denial-feat.png 330 432 Joseph Dottino https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Joseph Dottino2020-05-12 15:40:582020-05-12 15:40:58CARTOON: Going Deep
CARTOON: Going Deep
Maybe a little of both? Today's cartoon by Joseph Dottino.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/disney-mask.png 330 432 Debra A. Klein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Debra A. Klein2020-05-08 20:26:472020-05-08 20:29:40Revised Rides at Reopening Disney Shanghai
Revised Rides at Reopening Disney Shanghai
If You Thought It Was A Small World Before, Just Wait A Few More Weeks, The Tower of Terrible Tik Toks, Don't Splash Anything On Me Mountain, and more.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/ship-feat.png 330 432 Peter Kuper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Peter Kuper2020-05-07 15:22:212020-05-07 15:39:35CARTOON: Ahoy!
You sure? You should see the buffet! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/arbys-feat.png 330 432 Jonathan Gershberg https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jonathan Gershberg2020-05-06 17:48:462020-05-06 17:48:46We, Arby's, Regret to Inform You We No Longer 'Have the Meats'
We, Arby's, Regret to Inform You We No Longer 'Have the Meats'
We do not anticipate needing to resort to desperate measures, such as having veggies.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jared-feat.png 330 432 Brianna Zgodinski https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brianna Zgodinski2020-04-09 21:29:202020-04-09 22:33:53Jared Kushner’s Morning Pages
Jared Kushner’s Morning Pages
Today I will do the coronavirus response briefing and it will be amazing! This time I will remember to swallow. Last night I did arm practice with Ivanka for two hours. I think I’m finally getting how to hold them!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/fauchi-feat.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2020-04-09 20:14:372020-04-09 20:14:37CARTOON: Dr. Fauci's Cure-All
CARTOON: Dr. Fauci's Cure-All
Maybe a few more over the mouth to be safe. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/so-out-feat.png 330 432 Brandon Hicks https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brandon Hicks2020-04-07 14:47:122020-04-07 14:47:12CARTOON: Fashion Watch
CARTOON: Fashion Watch
Going somewhere? Can you imagine? Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
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Revised Days of the Week
The new quarantined calendar includes, Sonday: Technically Monday, but everyone is still hungover from Saturday night - Sunday morning. Also, still wearing sweatpants from Sunday. No, I mean last Sunday, a week ago.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/69-feat.png 330 432 Ilana Gordon https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ilana Gordon2020-03-27 18:15:192020-03-27 18:19:2469ing to Herd Immunity
69ing to Herd Immunity
As the chief architect of this revolutionary plan I would, of course, love to volunteer to test it out. However, I’ve got this hip thing that currently makes sexual flexibility a real challenge. But you guys go ahead and get it started!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/17yr-feat.jpg 330 432 Allison Hirschlag https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Allison Hirschlag2020-03-24 20:12:352020-12-31 17:44:08Quiz: Have You Fallen Through a Magical Time Portal to Where You’re 17 Again, or Are You Just Self-Isolating Due to a Global Pandemic?
Quiz: Have You Fallen Through a Magical Time Portal to Where You’re 17 Again, or Are You Just Self-Isolating Due to a Global Pandemic?
Everything feels totally out of your control so you’ve started making lanyard ankle bracelets. No one understands you except your cat/dog/succulent. You’ve started journaling. And more.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/binge-feat.jpg 330 432 Jefferson Deng https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jefferson Deng2020-03-24 15:11:402020-03-24 15:11:40CARTOON: Binge Watching in a Pandemic
CARTOON: Binge Watching in a Pandemic
They just walked outside? Ridiculous. Today's cartoon by Jefferson Deng.