Signs That Summer Is Almost Over…
Now cool enough outside for conservative right-wing Republicans to plan future insurrections at a patio table rather than inside the restaurant.
Unemployment offices are already decorated for Christmas.
Anti-vaxxers adding plenty of ivermectin to their pumpkin spice lattes.
It’s getting darker much earlier, and not just due to the ash and smog in the air.
You only wear sandals to run outside quickly to grab the UberEats.
Website editors run “Signs That Summer Is Almost Over” lists as an excuse to use a photo of a cute lady in a bikini.
Liberal Democrats begin grilling babies on their backyard barbecue pit.
COVID infection stories on the news are all Back To School related.
Days are much shorter, so Texas voting locations open at 11:30 am, and then close at 11:35 am.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
