https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Sleep-Rider-feat.png 330 432 Tom Ellison https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tom Ellison2023-05-25 11:53:152023-05-25 12:10:23My Sleep Rider: Contractual Requirements for Sleeping at a Friend’s House After Age 35
Noise Levels: Once The Light Sleeper enters the Designated Sleeping Space, silence must reign for the following ten (10) hours. The Host commits to ameliorating any excess noise, including, but not limited to: household snoring, street noise from the nearby fire station, pet snuffles, and whatever that creaking pipe and/or Victorian ghost situation was last time.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/grief-app-feat.png 330 432 Hunter Gardner https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Hunter Gardner2022-08-23 14:00:232023-01-01 14:25:51The 5 Stages of Grief Automated Voice Message System
Now tell me: Would you do anything to bring your friend or loved one back? If so, say “BARGAINING”. You can also say, “I’M STILL ANGRY” or throw your phone out the window. / Bargaining. / Sounds like you’re currently in a state of BARGAINING. Would you like to hear about exclusive travel deals from our sponsors? / No. / Got it. We’ll still text you with those offers after this call...
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Travel-Advisory-feat.png 330 432 K.E. Flann https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png K.E. Flann2022-07-22 16:19:312023-01-01 14:30:26***UPDATED: Health Advisories for Outer-Space Visitors
The Intergalactic Council for Disease Control has issued new guidance for travel to Earth, relaxing some restrictions. Most travel illnesses on Earth are minor, such as thorax rash, overhydration, or motion sickness from TikTok.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/luggage-trip-feat.png 330 432 Nat Hrvatin https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Nat Hrvatin2022-05-13 12:26:172023-01-01 14:39:10Your Luggage is Not Lost; It’s on a Journey of its Own Choosing
Our company’s goal is to help travelers find a comfortable means of getting to where they’re headed. Like our commitment to flying you safely and comfortably to your destination, Newark, we are also committed to making sure your bag is where it’s meant to be: in Zurich.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/featured-van-gogh.png 330 432 Emily Kling https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Kling2022-03-29 13:57:112022-03-29 13:57:11Let's Get High And Go To The Van Gogh Museum
I know I’ve never done marijuana before, but I hear the weed is different here, stronger, fancier, more European. Like people forget where they are and just wander the streets of Amsterdam, with time revealing itself as the manmade construct it’s always been. People say you’ll learn to live fully in the moment, and everything else falls away, like an ear falling off someone’s head.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/snail-vaca-feat.png 330 432 Vaughan Tomlinson https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Vaughan Tomlinson2021-08-04 22:12:452021-08-04 22:12:45CARTOON: Battered Baggage
Safe Travels! Hope all is shell. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/bc-feat.png 330 432 Peter Kuper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Peter Kuper2021-03-12 22:10:462021-03-12 22:10:46CARTOON: BC: Before Covid
Reach across the aisle? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/airbnb-feat2.png 330 432 Johanna Gohmann https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Johanna Gohmann2021-03-04 22:05:152022-01-02 13:57:13Welcome to Your Pandemic Airbnb Rental
We invite you to help yourself to the small collection of books in the living room. While the sampling of Danielle Steele and Bill O’Reilly’s Culture Warrior may cause you to roll your eyes and deduce that we are backwards idiots, please know we have made similar assumptions about you based upon your Vampire Weekend t-shirts and many cases of flavored seltzer.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/judgy-feat.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2020-03-05 19:30:382020-03-05 22:18:03CARTOON: New Coronavirus Mascot
Oh, you're traveling? Wow, your trip must be pretty important...Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/oh-feat.png 330 432 Annemarie Cullen https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Annemarie Cullen2020-02-28 22:07:122020-02-28 22:07:12OH! THE PLACES YOU’LL GO! As a Single Woman on Group Trips
You’ll look at the mountains. Look ‘em over with care! / Because on our ski trip, you’ll stay in that lair./ With your body so small and your person so single, / you won’t mind if the bobcats come in to commingle./
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/guilttrip-feat-1.png 330 432 Peter Kuper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Peter Kuper2020-01-10 15:58:372020-01-10 15:58:37CARTOON: Guilt Trip
Look but don't touch! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/1_Uomrnnj7qpflZTRddRew9g-1.png 330 432 Ernio Hernandez https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ernio Hernandez2019-09-10 21:29:562019-09-10 21:29:56Incredibly Honest Postcards
not MISSING YOU one bit...and more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/tv-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2019-09-06 20:28:032019-09-06 20:32:34Fall TV Preview!
America's Fuzziest Home Videos (Sundays, ABC) Home videos that seem to probably be hilarious, but that were filmed so out of focus that it's hard to tell. Adding just the right amount of wacky sound effects will probably help out quite a bit, we hope. You won't be offended at all, though, so take some degree of comfort in that. (Hosted by DJ Jazzy Jeff from his home via Skype)
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hotel-receptionist-with-phone-front-desk_79405-1513-2.png 330 432 Libby Marshall https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Libby Marshall2019-08-23 04:25:312020-01-02 17:27:45A Word Of Warning, Everyone Who Swims In The Pool Of This Hampton Inn Drowns
Yes indeed, everyone single person who swims in The Pool drowns. There have been hundreds of deaths. We had to install an incinerator in the basement to keep up with all the bodies. The wifi code is HamptonSmiles45.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/BIGFOOT-FEATUED.png 330 432 Melissa Pelletier https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Melissa Pelletier2019-07-23 20:43:112019-07-23 20:50:58What if your Google Ad Bot Became Sentient?
OK, so now you’re looking up flights to France? Why? You know you aren’t actually going to go there, you were just looking up “ways to trick my mother in law into thinking I have more money” so, what game are we playing here?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/featured-image-template-gofundme.png 330 432 Claire Tadokoro https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Claire Tadokoro2019-07-11 18:04:052020-01-02 18:06:54GoFundMe Story Written By An Influencer Who Totally Hates To Accept ANYTHING From ANYONE
I need to be in SoHo to be surrounded by my fellow influencers and high-ranking members of society. As you know, I hate networking (see my YouTube video “Daily Struggles Of A Hot, Social Introvert”) but it has to be done.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/featured-WH-bus-pee.png 330 432 Ben Hargrave https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ben Hargrave2019-02-19 21:51:242019-02-19 21:51:24Various Thoughts From People On A Greyhound Bus Watching Me Go To The Bathroom Five Times
“Walking to the bathroom on a moving bus is one of the top five most embarrassing things a human being can do in their entire life. He must have no dignity."
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/featured-image-template-carrion.png 330 432 Marty Dundics https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Marty Dundics2018-12-04 19:42:482018-12-04 19:42:48CARTOON: Flying Vultures
Don't even get us started on the boarding groups. Today's cartoon by Michael Maiello & Marty Dundics.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/featured-image-template-plane-1.png 330 432 Michael Maiello https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Maiello2018-11-20 18:50:112018-11-20 19:21:18Out Of My Way, We’re Boarding the Same Flight
I have a small personal item such as a laptop computer, iPad or E-reader. Actually, I have a laptop, iPad, and E-reader. I also have an iPod. Remember those? I have no idea why I have it, but I will drop it at least once during the flight, after drinks are served, and will create a ruckus to retrieve it.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-addon.jpg 330 432 Yimin Peng https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Yimin Peng2018-06-20 00:38:202018-06-20 22:21:04Your Basic Economy Flight Add-Ons
Seating $50: upgrade from inside the wooden crate in the luggage compartment to a seat on top of a battered suitcase in the luggage compartment. $150: upgrade to the toilet when it’s not occupied.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-tour.jpg 330 432 Melissa Pelletier https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Melissa Pelletier2018-06-14 17:19:002018-06-14 17:19:00A Sampling of the Times I Said “I’m Sorry” on My European Tour of Self Discovery
In the palace square, when I walked a little too close to a few…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/featured-image-template-air.jpg 330 432 Dylan Brody https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dylan Brody2017-08-31 14:54:552017-08-31 14:56:54Welcome To Our Home – Instructions From Your Airbnb Hosts
Dear Mr. Brody , WELCOME! We are delighted…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/featured-image-template-plane.jpg 330 432 Taylor Sade https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Taylor Sade2017-04-06 13:08:302017-04-11 01:10:46A Pilot Welcomes Passengers To Trump's America
*crackles over sound system* Hi, uhhhhhh, welcome aboard…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/featured-image-template-NL-mytrip.jpg 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2016-11-30 19:27:012016-11-30 19:27:01My TripAdvisor
“Had Reservations Before We Made Reservations” ★★☆☆☆ Reviewed…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/featured-image-template-NL-travl-quiz.jpg 330 432 Christopher Easton https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Christopher Easton2016-09-19 14:59:092016-09-19 15:11:40The Politically Incorrect Traveler's Exam
Travel magazines, basic cable channels, and websites inevitably…