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Mouse Pad (if unavailable, back issue of Entertainment Weekly from the bathroom will do).
Beer Koozie (for the days when Dad is helping out).
PlayStation controller (for times when Mom has wandered off for “quiet time”).
Pack of Tissues (for when Mom / Dad begins to cry again).
COVID Mask (for Dad’s morning coffee breath)
Pencil Box, with extra compartment used to hold Mommy’s Xanax.
Updated software to block perverted IMs from the guy who just moved in a few houses down on the block.
Ear-buds for listening to class lessons, and also to block out the noise of Mom and Dad having another stir-crazed fight.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
