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Mouse Pad (if unavailable, back issue of Entertainment Weekly from the bathroom will do).

Beer Koozie (for the days when Dad is helping out).

PlayStation controller (for times when Mom has wandered off for “quiet time”).

Pack of Tissues (for when Mom / Dad begins to cry again).

COVID Mask (for Dad’s morning coffee breath)

Pencil Box, with extra compartment used to hold Mommy’s Xanax.

Updated software to block perverted IMs from the guy who just moved in a few houses down on the block.

Ear-buds for listening to class lessons, and also to block out the noise of Mom and Dad having another stir-crazed fight.