Remove Trump-Brand condom machines from all restrooms in the Capitol building.
Reinstate the “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Senate” policy.
Hispanic members of House and Senate no longer forced to wear sombreros.
House interns notified that it’s okay to cancel their research into locating virgins and an active volcano.
Drastically increase budget for Oval Office Febreze-ing sessions.
Attempt to block Trump’s proposed initiative to spend billions in an effort to reanimate the corpse of Colonel Sanders.
Trick Trump into wearing a Darth Vader costume for his next press conference concerning the Space Force.
Install security cameras in the Oval Office in an attempt to keep Trump from rubbing his bottom on the carpet.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence