New From Sephora: Motor Oil
The maker of Blackcurrant Oil, Argan Oil, Rose Hip Seed Oil, Marula Oil, and Dilo Oil, comes:
Just drizzle a dime-size amount on your palm, put on your finger, and rub under the eyes in a circular motion
Watch as the sulfur antioxidants slowly exfoliate your delicate features
Coming next year. . .
Soccer Ball Oil
Paper Bag Oil
Like, you know: Oil
Ssshhh. Mama don’t tell.
It’s just Oil, baby.
Oil Oil: The next big thing in oils
Jason Bentsman recently got kicked out of a Law of Attraction meet-up, and is still wondering what that means. Humor in The American Bystander, Robot Butt, MuddyUm. Other writing worldwide. His poetic environmental book has been called “A 21st century HOWL” by A.S. of The New Yorker & Vanity Fair. More info: www.linktr.ee/Jason_Bentsman