New From Sephora: Motor Oil
From Sephora
The maker of Blackcurrant Oil, Argan Oil, Rose Hip Seed Oil, Marula Oil, and Dilo Oil, comes:
Motor Oil
Just drizzle a dime-size amount on your palm, put on your finger, and rub under the eyes in a circular motion
Watch as the sulfur antioxidants slowly exfoliate your delicate features
Coming next year. . .
Rhubarb Oil
Camel Oil
Refrigerator Oil
Soccer Ball Oil
Marmot Oil
Sweatshirt Oil
Paper Bag Oil
Oil Oil
Like, you know: Oil
What’s that?
Ssshhh. Mama don’t tell.
It’s just Oil, baby.
Oil Oil: The next big thing in oils
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Jason Bentsman recently got kicked out of a Law of Attraction meet-up, and is still wondering what that means. Humor in The American Bystander, the Offing, HAD, Litro Magazine UK, Slackjaw, 251, RobotButt, et al. Other writing worldwide. His poetic environmental book has been called “A 21st century HOWL” (A.S., The New Yorker & Vanity Fair). More info: www.linktr.ee/Jason_Bentsman
