Santa’s Most Surprisingly Requested Gifts
Q&Anon
This handy gadget is on the list of every tech nut! A quick swipe tells if the person next to you is a member of QAnon. A great way to begin work on next year’s naughty list.
TesTickle Me Elmo
The perfect gift for that someone who has always been curious about what it would be like to teabag a member of the Sesame Street gang.
Stew-Quet
A bouquet of delicious stew! For the person on your list who is impossible to shop for, and also loves stew.
Naked Lady Novelty Air Sickness Bags (pack of 12)
Remember those drinking glasses that, once filled with cool liquid, would remove the clothing from the photo of the attractive lady on the side of the glass? This is essentially the same thing, but instead a vomit bag that performs the same trick when filled with warm liquid. A great stocking stuffer for the traveler in your life!
This Is Not A Vibrator! Personal Massager
Comes packaged in a container with “This Is Not A Vibrator!” printed in bold type to let the others celebrating the holiday with you know that, in no uncertain terms, this personal massager is definitely not going to be used as a mechanical penis.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
