See, the owners, Joe and Kyrsten, have a real vision for this place.  They want it to appear to be a fully functioning restaurant, and bring in as many desperate customers as possible.  At the same time, they’re working with a conglomerate based in Qatar that plans to raze this building to the ground and replace it with a parking lot that’s convenient to absolutely nothing. 

Fees for vaccinations that contain an added boost of Cialis. Make Trump pay his fines to the IRS. And more!

We rest our case....for being awesome. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Remind your lover that you’re an all around great guy/gal. So great, that you can be shared among many who are blessed with your presence and chemically-brightened smile.

The framers planned for this. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Not really sure what I'm comprised of, although I do appreciate your inquisitive nature. Originally I believe that I was just a small dribble from a visual aid presentation used for a debate regarding stem cell research, but now, who knows? A bit of residue from a packet of Arby's Horsey Sauce here, a bit of massage parlor parking lot mud from Mitch McConnell's shoe there, and well, here I am.

How Mitch McConnell spent his Thanksgiving. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Now that Trump has made American so damn great again, there's…