Truly Terrible TV/Movie Pitches
Growing Pains reboot
Kirk Cameron is given an experimental growth serum which backfires horribly, his screams of agony reverberating throughout the secret lab as his skin rips and tears under the influence of the malfunctioning serum.
Bachelord Of The Rings
Lord Of The Rings cosplay enthusiasts vie for the romantic attention of a beautiful model, who spends the better portion of the season pushing heavy furniture in order to block her dressing room door.
The Terminator: Day Of Reckoning
A cyborg assassin from the future is sent back in time to kill James Cameron before he can sign the franchise rights over to any other movie studios following Terminator 2.
Twerk du Soleil
Updated take on the popular attraction, now with the addition of a multitude of jostling buttocks.
Ground Hog Day
Documentary in which Bill Murray grumpily takes the viewer through a typical workday at a rural slaughterhouse.
Westworld: Breastworld
Series that dispenses with the convoluted storylines and sci-fi action, and instead gives the audience what they really want: naked robots.
Adventures In Babysitting 2
Elisabeth Shue goes back to babysitting, and when she shows up to the client’s house, she’s been hired to babysit a human centipede.
The Big Bang Bus Theory
Addicted to fame and desperate for attention, but unable to find work following the finale of their hit series, most of the cast of The Big Bang Theory travel around in a bus, eagerly performing sexual acts in exchange for a moment of imagined adulation.
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