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Trump’s Other Favorite Sputnik News Stories
Donald Trump recently began citing a Kremlin funded news website for his facts attacking Hillary Clinton. Below are a few other of Trumps favorite news stores from Sputnik News.
“Time-Traveling Olsen Twins Admit Responsibility for Holocaust, Zika Virus and Release of RoboRape Machines From ChromaSvink Galaxy’s 3381 Nullifier Event”
“Cookies N’ Cream Enemas Proven To Cure Gingivitis and Tennis Elbow, Top Scientists Report”
“Beautiful Women Naturally Attracted To Bloated, Idiotic, Physically Repulsive Sacks Of Shit, New Studies Show”
“ISIS Apologizes, Sheepishly Promises To Cut It Out”
“Top Cool Guys Agree, Putin Not A Funny Name; ‘That’s Right, It Isn’t’, Add Pretty American Ladies”
“Trump And Top Russian Scientists Combine Efforts To Prove President Obama Is Black”
“Lying Americans Insist ‘Walking Dead’ Not A Documentary; Argue That The Real Zombie Apocalypse Won’t Be As ‘Trite, Dull And Poorly Written'”
“Russian Citizens Celebrate Government Announcement of Forty-Five Minutes Of Internet Per Day”
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
