Trump Fantasy Football League
Current and former members of President Trump’s inner circle have reunited at Mar-a-Lago for the Trump Fantasy Football League draft.
Here are the owners and their teams:
Gen. Kelly: The Kindergarten Cops
Sebastian Gorka: The Brownshirts
Jared Kushner: The Colludin’ Bolsheviks
Reince Priebus: The Los Angeles Leakers
Anthony Scaramucci: The Leaker Killers
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: The Detroit Lyin’s
Steve Bannon: The Cross Burners, er, Cross Trainers
Sean Spicer: The Melissa McCarthys
Michael Flynn: The Immunity Requesters
Donald Trump Jr.: The Smoking Guns
Paul Manafort: The Pro-Russian Ukrainians
Jeff Sessions: The Bama Lama Ding Dongs
Jeffrey Lord: My Kampfs
President Trump: Vlad’s Impalers