Entries by Bob Eckstein

Your New Favorite Super Bowl Betting Apps!

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OCD OTB: Allows the user to compulsively check the status of the bet several times per minute. You can also improve the chances of your bet coming in by unplugging your television seventeen times, or counting the number of ceiling tiles twice before the game goes to commercial.

Seat Guru for Kids

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Submitted by Allison Haight: Row 18 is full of ancient graffiti. Fascinating reading and you can really learn a lot about the old days. They were very politically active. There is a “Foreigner Rules” scribbled on the seat. I spotted an anti-France message, “Bon Jovi Sucks.” And on the top left corner it says, “DEF LEPPARD,” written by some animal activist.

Bathroom Remodeling Secrets

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  There’s no such thing as a dream bathroom, just like there’s no such thing as a perfect marriage. Anyone who tells you a new spacious shower can solve your problems and transform your life, is full of shit. It was never about sink. Your loved ones will never notice the difference of a new […]

Bob Eckstein Get’s Wet: New Solo Album

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“The long-awaited new album by Bob Eckstein is dropping worldwide April 1st called Eleven Songs About Me, a collection of eleven jazz-infused love songs. The first single is “It’s Not You It’s Him.”

A Parental Guide To The Wertz Thanksgiving

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Parents have been using the HAA (Holidays Association of America) rating system for years to  decide whether to attend a family function. The following is based on last year’s Thanksgiving at the Wertzes. Certification: Rated R for thematic elements, brief strong language and intense scenes. Older teens should be fine. WARNING: The following Parental Guide may give […]

CARTOON: Trumpunzel

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Trumpunzel, Trumpunzel, let down your…is that hair? Everything is fine, just tweet away! Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively

Baseball’s State-of-the-Union

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As the 89th annual Midsummer Classic is upon us, it’s that time again when baseball sizes up how to improve public perception and sales after the All-Star break, or really, the old-age question; “How do we draw more of today’s youth to the sport to fill more seats?”

How To Monetize Your Kitten

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Now that you brought home your new cat, it’s time to take this to the next level and develop a business model. No industry has seen larger growth than the viral online cat business and you are sitting on a goldmine. To take but one example, Grumpy Cat became an Internet superstar after a couple […]