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CARTOON: Hot Dog!
It’s a man eat dog world. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Homecoming Duel
Foiled Again. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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UPDATE: I Am Still Really Pissed Off At Marie Kondo
I know you advocate downsizing as the path to joy. Then you will be happy to know, I am currently living above my friend Mark’s garage, sleeping on an inflatable mattress. Please note there is no clutter on the nightstand. There is no nightstand.
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CARTOON: Emerald Eats
Unlucky Bites. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Football Frustration
Empire State of Sorrow. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Punchline Pumpkin
Anyone else feel hollow inside? Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: 3-D Copier
I’m a little worried about the Johnson report. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Icy Hot
Sweltering Melting. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Space Case
Room to breathe? Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Ridiculous Questions I Have About the New Social Media App Threads
Is this FINALLY a home for my hilarious cat videos? Will it be as butt-centric as Instagram? (Can it be?) And more!
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Boston Sports Fan Pain Chart
Bean Town or Mean Town? Tough place to be a fan.
Best of 2023
Your New Favorite Super Bowl Betting Apps!
OCD OTB: Allows the user to compulsively check the status of the bet several times per minute. You can also improve the chances of your bet coming in by unplugging your television seventeen times, or counting the number of ceiling tiles twice before the game goes to commercial.
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CARTOON: Storage Wars
Also let me know if you find me teeth. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Top 20 Predictions For 2023 by Nostradamus’ Cousin Barney
Laura Ingram promises she will no longer brake for babies or kittens. Snoop Dogg will become Speaker of the House. Lincoln Center is converted into pickleball courts. And more!
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CARTOON: Gunny Grandma
Someone’s been naughty. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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FOOD & WHINE Magazine: Captured by the Holidays Issue
The 12 Days of Crisis, Holding A Fudge Grudge, Drunk Uncle Or Eccentric Relative: How Large Is The Will? and more in Food & Whine Magazine: Captured by the Holidays Issue!
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CARTOON: Thanksgiving Birdzilla
Thought it was a parade balloon, until it was too late. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Pumpkin Drone
Boring blue ribbon winner. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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EXCERPT: The Complete Book of Cat Names (That Your Cat Won’t Answer to, Anyway)
Basically, a baby name book but the babies were replaced by kittens. There are over 100,000 names…with about a 1,000 included in this book. The following is a sampling, in topics: Cats That Refuse To Use Litter Box: Surprises, U Kitten Me, Scat Cat. Porn Names For Cats: Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. Deep Coat, and more. Makes a purrrfect gift.
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CARTOON: Significant Smother
Feels like a trap. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Beach Buds
Fleeting friendships. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
Best of 2022
Seat Guru for Kids
Submitted by Allison Haight: Row 18 is full of ancient graffiti. Fascinating reading and you can really learn a lot about the old days. They were very politically active. There is a “Foreigner Rules” scribbled on the seat. I spotted an anti-France message, “Bon Jovi Sucks.” And on the top left corner it says, “DEF LEPPARD,” written by some animal activist.
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CARTOON: Potty Mouth
Awareness has its draw backs. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Downhill
Some bad news…Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
Best of 2022
Upcoming Family Interventions
Uncle Frank: We’ve survived three Trump Thanksgivings. What we cannot stand for is you now finding God. Location: If you get vaccinated, your favorite restaurant.
Best of 2022
How I Met Your Show Runner
ESPN’s ‘How I Met Your Father’s Bookie’ and more “How I Met Your…’ in development!
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CARTOON: Thinking of You
When you care enough for them to do the very least. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: OmniScrooge
Goosed! Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: CAT TV
Up next, holiday fireplace. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: McFreud’s
You want cries with that? Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Wow Vows
Don’t get carried away. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Distanced Games
Something we can all play. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Cold Shoulder
Snowcone? Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Cicada Flava
Snap, crackle, pop! Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Michael Shaw.
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CARTOON: Back To Normal
Nature is healing. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Finally, Other Presidents Trending on Twitter on President’s Day
Doing terrible with @weightwatchers points this week. @WilliamTaft 🍕🍩🍗 Most. Boring. Impeachment. Ever. @DickNixon✌ ✌ #Watergate and more!
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CARTOON: Groundhog Awareness
Saw his shadow, but missed the big picture. Today’s video cartoon by Bob Eckstein made with https://mentalcanvas.com
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Names for Trump’s New Political Party
Mein Pillow, Trump’s Chumps, Turd Reich, and more!
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CARTOON: Doctors Out of Network
What’s up Doc? Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Clean Slate
For the gulls. Today’s cartoons by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Crash Test Voting
Some surprising voter turn-out. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Toobin Zoomin
Don’t get zoomed! Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
Best of 2020
New Shows for the Fall Season
Everyone Loves Working From Home, Juicing With the Stars, and more!
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CARTOON: First Of All…
Pretty sure it was like this before. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein. Check out Bob’s new book, The Elements of Stress!
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Other Channels Answer to Shark Week
Tough to compete with Shark Week, but channels have to try! Illustrated list by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Football Fries
Waked and Baked. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Back Up
Know what? Will give him 12 feet. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Far Fade
A lot off the top. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Pence Sense
Solid Pence Sense. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Missing Something?
Missing something? Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Dr. Fauci’s Cure-All
Maybe a few more over the mouth to be safe. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: New Coronavirus Mascot
Oh, you’re traveling? Wow, your trip must be pretty important…Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Debatable
The job interview process is a pain. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Blooming Prospects
Both crave attention. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Frosty Testimony
Melting Defenses. Today’s catoon by Bob Eckstein and Paul Lander.
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CARTOON: Winter Wiz
Chilly Champion. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Focus Forward
Don’t let looking back eat you up. Focus forward! Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Rumored London NFL Teams
The British Are Coming…To The NFL According to Rumors. Possible new teams in today’s cartoon by Ron Hauge and Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Absurd News
National Absurdity Day was yesterday. Could you really even tell anymore? Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Bathroom Remodeling Secrets
There’s no such thing as a dream bathroom, just like there’s no such thing as a perfect marriage. Anyone who tells you a new spacious shower can solve your problems and transform your life, is full of shit. It was never about sink. Your loved ones will never notice the difference of a new […]
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CARTOON: Slow Week
Lazy days of shark week. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Type
Not a fan of real winners. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: The Ass
Definitely Not Born To Run. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Huckzilla
Huckzilla heads home. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Proposal
Popped the Questionable Question. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Spelling Bee Spell
Can you use it in a sentence? Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: KISS THIS
Real Psycho Circus. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Finally, That Paper on the Rain Scene from ‘Castaway’
But fair is fair, the iconic scene had major problems that got a blind free pass when this Oscar-nominated movie was released. Closer examination reveals many examples of being tone deaf to men. Number one, the car. Who just hands the keys of a car over to someone without hours of back-and-forth over paperwork?
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CARTOON: Big Banged
99 year sentences. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Trump’s Top 10 WWE Villains & Heros
Pence of Darkness, Jared Babyface Krusher, Mnuchin Man and more.
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CARTOON: Biden 2020
A strong whiff for Washington. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Wise Guys
Busted Kneecaps for $500. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Happy Earth Day!
Keep it tight! Earth Day cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Spreading the Word
Hoppy Easter. Today’s cartoon Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Tax Dreadlines
Is it permanently extended? Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Served
Getting a degree in doing time. Maybe prison has a crew team! Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Bob Eckstein Get’s Wet: New Solo Album
“The long-awaited new album by Bob Eckstein is dropping worldwide April 1st called Eleven Songs About Me, a collection of eleven jazz-infused love songs. The first single is “It’s Not You It’s Him.”
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CARTOON: Snowman Baseball
We need to bring the heat. Opening day cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Trumpcare
Just a few more aaaaand we’ve solved it. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Real March Madness
Which Cinderella story is making it all the way…to the final downfall? Click to see the full bracket! Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Running
Throwing tiny hat with a squirty flower in the ring. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Snowballs
Just try to think about baseball. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Birdie or Bogey?
Can we wrap this up? I have a tee time. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Trump Valentine
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Russian around my head all day. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Marshmallow Diet
There’s no escape. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Ice Cream Meds
Take 4 pints and call in the morning. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Secret Santa
The safe word is NOG. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Other Main Characters That Should Be Killed Off
Now that we know from ‘The Conner’s’- killing off a main character can help ratings. It’s open season.
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CARTOON: UFO
Killer Combo. Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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A Parental Guide To The Wertz Thanksgiving
Parents have been using the HAA (Holidays Association of America) rating system for years to decide whether to attend a family function. The following is based on last year’s Thanksgiving at the Wertzes. Certification: Rated R for thematic elements, brief strong language and intense scenes. Older teens should be fine. WARNING: The following Parental Guide may give […]
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CARTOON: Voter Turnout
When the best case scenario is the worst case scenario. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Trick or Treat or Vote
Trick or Treat or Vote. Today’s truly terrifying cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Mega Millions Odds
May the odds be ever in your favor. But, they really, really aren’t. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Funny Ending
Treat Yourself. Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Drunk Cartoon: In Your FFFFFace!
Let’s go streaking! Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Presidential Alert
THIS IS ONLY A TEST! EVERYTHING IS PROBABLY FINE! Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Today’s Greeting Cards
Can’t keep these on the shelves. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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Drunk Cartoon: Hurricane Wall
This will be the wettest most watery rain we’ve had. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Girl Talk
Want to really get her attention? Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein
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CARTOON: Final Request
This guy can’t go anywhere anymore. Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Hospital
“It’s always about you.” Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein
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CARTOON: President Homer
Mmmmmmm Fudge……..cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively
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CARTOON: Trumpunzel
Trumpunzel, Trumpunzel, let down your…is that hair? Everything is fine, just tweet away! Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively
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CARTOON: Drive-Thru
Nine cheeseburgers and a diet coke? Can you repeat that Mr. President?’ Today’s cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively
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CARTOON: Thoughts and Pears
written by Kit Lively
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Baseball’s State-of-the-Union
As the 89th annual Midsummer Classic is upon us, it’s that time again when baseball sizes up how to improve public perception and sales after the All-Star break, or really, the old-age question; “How do we draw more of today’s youth to the sport to fill more seats?”
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How To Monetize Your Kitten
Now that you brought home your new cat, it’s time to take this to the next level and develop a business model. No industry has seen larger growth than the viral online cat business and you are sitting on a goldmine. To take but one example, Grumpy Cat became an Internet superstar after a couple […]
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CARTOON: Protest Profits
You can’t argue with logic.
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Drunk Cartoon: Driverless Car Chase
Some people are in it just for the chase – but that’s not an issue here.
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CARTOON: Tonight on Primetime
Originally published in The New York Times.
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