Scented Shenanigans. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

Alcohol Walrus, Weed Donkey, Ether Bunny, and more!

Be sure to bring a sunblock bottle that contains at least 16 ounces, an excellent way to sneak in your vodka.

I know I’ve never done marijuana before, but I hear the weed is different here, stronger, fancier, more European. Like people forget where they are and just wander the streets of Amsterdam, with time revealing itself as the manmade construct it’s always been. People say you’ll learn to live fully in the moment, and everything else falls away, like an ear falling off someone’s head.

When I learned that Holly’s deadbeat husband, John McClane, was running around the building pretending to be Rambo, I knew I had to step in and broker a deal with the Euro trash who were holding us hostage.

$42.00 from your therapist to her friend Krista for “cocktails Thursday night” - only two hours after your evening session. Is your stress so damn taxing on your therapist that she simply has no choice but to drink her annoyance away? Are you what’s pushing her to have to unwind like this? This feels like a slippery slope.

Go back and listen to the music that made Woodstock, perhaps for the first time while sober.

The assignment was given our subjects: Ingest one of several…