Most Interesting Things Overheard During Trump’s Physical
“Sorry for the five-hour wait, Mr. President.” “That’s OK, Doctor. I’m a quarter of the way through this fascinating Highlights magazine.”
“Stick out your tongue and say, “achtung”.”
“Rocket Man’s button has to be bigger.”
“Doc, you know I don’t like foreigners crossing my Southern border, if you get my drift.”
“We’ll let you know when we get the results of the MRI on your hair.”
“If you don’t mind Doc, I prefer to give the sample with a golden shower.”
“I’ve never seen the Rorschach cards spontaneously combust like that before.”
“Orange definitely ain’t the new Black.”
“Turn your head and tweet.”
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