Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll

Egg roll? I thought we don’t allow Chinese people in the White House – Donald J. Trump

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Somebody stop Gen Kelly from yelling at the kids to Get Off His Lawn

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Mr. President, did you really think that it would be okay to dye these eggs with tanning spray?

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No sir, it doesn’t matter if you’re a celebrity or not… you can’t just reach out and grab these children’s eggs.

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Yes children, the president is indeed round and dyed orange, but no, he’s not an Easter Egg.

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That egg just hatched a small troll. It just mocked me on twitter.

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A lot of these eggs are Fabergé…and filled with borscht.

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No don’t wake him, just let Jeff Sessions sleep, he looks so peaceful in that child’s Easter basket, spooning those peeps

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