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COVID-19 Pickup Lines
Want to shelter in my place?
How about some Netflix-Hulu-AmazonPrimeVideo-
I have lots of toilet paper in my crib — and it’s three-ply.
You’re like this new virus. You take my breath away.
I worked with the TSA up until Tuesday. I have magical fingers.
Do you come here to panic buy often?
Is that a bottle of Purell in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
You’re hotter than my 108° fever.
Cough? What cough?
Flatten These Curves.
My name is Jared Leto and I just spent the last two weeks alone mediating in a desert.
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J.K. Radomski is a Canadian freelance writer whose words have appeared in newspapers such as The Seattle Post-Intelligencer and The Rocky Mountain News, as well as a number of magazines and trade publications like The Hollywood Reporter. He enjoys one-hit-wonders from the ‘80s, binge watches a lot of TV, drinks Lagavulin, and contemplates the lives of pygmy marmosets in his spare time. Follow him on Twitter @tvwriter
