Shotput-This event seems like beta testing for all the cooler things that could be thrown: a spear (AKA the javelin), a giant yoyo (AKA the hammer throw), and a Frisbee (AKA the discus). In this event, it looks like the thrower is deriving his throwing power from getting a hickey from a bowling ball. Yuck! Solutions:  If we absolutely need a 4th throwing event, you can’t go wrong with axes considering people actually pay money axe throwing.  Easy sponsorship money.

Apples & Bees, Shappalap, OK- Not to be confused with the popular chain of bar and grill restaurants located throughout North America, Apples & Bees is instead an apple orchard that is open to the public, but also plagued regularly by swarms of bees.

Hartford’s area codes are 860 and 959: Whenever someone talks about “life in the 860 or 959,” if that’s something they do, maybe that’s what they’re talking about. I’m not sure what slang terms Hartford folk use to discuss their city.

Fees for vaccinations that contain an added boost of Cialis. Make Trump pay his fines to the IRS. And more!

An authentic democracy strainer, A good ol’ fashioned hope chomper, An honest-to-goodness reason for cable news anchors to tap smartboards and say “What are we looking at?” when what we’re looking at is actually nothing, and more!

Don't get creamed! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Play a few rounds of golf in the Arlington National Cemetery.  And more!

Too subtle? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

We’ve prayed on it so much / We’ve kept them in our thoughts, / But week after week / They keep taking shots!

Instead of going all the way, it's stopping somewhere in the middle. It's still running, but on a different platform than I expected. I don't feel safe with this choice after 11pm. And more!

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

They always try to get you with those trick questions.

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