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I’ll Have You Know, Riding My Scooter Makes Getting To Sex Appointments Much Faster
On your left! Please move out of my way, I’m the adult man riding the Razor scooter, and I really need to get to my next sex appointment ASAP!
To Whoever Was Using This Glory Hole
What’s up, fellas! How are you guys doing? Enjoying the hole?…
What to Expect After Implantation of Your Newterus®, the Hottest Feminine Upgrade Yet!
"Female cosmetic genital surgery is rapidly gaining popularity."—Plastic…
Why You’re Not Invited to Parties Anymore
That woman you brought to the last party kept biting the other…
Aphrodisiacs That'll Get You Real Horned Up In No Time
Someone else’s leftovers
Costco samples
A lettuce leaf that…
Quiz: New Diet Coke Flavor or Porn Star
1. Brandi Love
2. Feisty Cherry
3. Cherrie DeVille
4.…
The Real Reasons That Stormy Daniels Is Suing Trump
Trauma incurred by having accidentally glimpsing his scabby,…
Talkward w/guest Andrew Collin
This episode of Talkward welcomes guest Andrew Collin! Andrew…
Classic Works of Literature Rebranded for Millennials
"A Tale of Two Tweets”
At long last reunited with Lucie, Dr.…
Other Notable Trysts that Quincy Jones Forgot to Mention in His Vulture Interview
Post Vulture interview, Quincy got a couple quick BJs from his…
Common Complaints About Popular Sex Toys
We asked, you answered. Results from our first Weekly Humorist…
The Top 20 Bestselling British Porno Magazines
Keen Jugs
Brilliant Fannies
Tally Ho, Naked Ladies!
Shag Fancy
Cockney…
The Really Serious Problems With Sex Robots
1) They're oftentimes yell out Sarah Conner's name during intercourse.
2) …
“Toys For Tots” Goes Bust!
A newspaper typo turned a local toy drive into a major traffic…
The Weekly Humorist Last Minute Christmas Gift Giving Guide
Moscow Mule Drink Set
You know those popular copper cups that…
Willie Wanking and the Chocolate Factory And 9 Other Examples Of Louis CK’s Favorite Things
Star Wars Character
Hands Solo
TV Show
Masturbating…
Pretty Basic Swingers' Club Etiquette
A queef in a club is similar to a burp after a large meal in…
Rejected Prom Themes
Enchanting Night Of People You’ll Never See After Graduation
Dance…
MILF's 2.0: Men I’d Like to F*ck! (Better Read on in Case It’s You, Guy-at-the-Office)
Guys, lets face the cold hard truth: nobody gives a shit about…
I’m 99% Sure I Just Had Sex With My First Robot
It’s 0:04am. The year is 2075. The place is the city of Chicago…
The War on Penis Terror: Angry Vagina and Her Dating App (Part 5)
~ DEAR VAGINA SOLDIER ~
Eager to earn your dignity as an honored…
Elevator Pitches for Lifetime Movies
She had to do it Because She Couldn't Have Kids.
Janelle, a…
How to Get Your Amazon Echo to, You Know, Do It with You
The Amazon Echo is a tremendous technological feat. This one…
It's Time to Meet the 2017 RNC Babies!
What do you get when you mix $7 Bud Lights with 50,000 pro-life…
Every Emoji Is a Dick Emoji
You've probably heard the old adage "the eggplant emoji is…
Censored Sexy Pics: Angry Vagina and Her Dating App (Part 2)
Once upon a time, right about now, there is a legendary hero…
5 Ways to Spice up Your Relationship with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak
Every serious relationship goes through dry spells. It’s…
Ernest Hemingway's Fifty Ways To Drive Your Man Wild In Bed
Editor's note: Quite a few of Ernest Hemingway’s early short…
Civil War Soldier Writes Home to Mother About Losing his Virginity
“Dear Mother,
I shall hope you receive this letter in good…
Top FAQs On The Ashley Madison Site
If I catch an STD from one of the dates provided by your site,…
Classic Romantic Comedies If They Were Set In Present Day
1. When Harry Met Sally
Instead of it taking Harry…
For All The Nevers In Life: If The State Farm Ad was Self-Aware
[We open on a wild, alcohol-fueled pool party with…
Bernie Sanders Campaign Groupie Sex Diary
It's proven to be a passionate electoral season, and voters have…