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CARTOON: Emoluments Claus
I want to make money from all of this. Can you pay me too? Today's cartoon by J.C. Duffy.

CARTOON: Trump Cover
Donald was pissed that he wasn't the Person of the Year for TIME Magazine. But another publication made him Person of the Century! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Trump's Number 1!
Everyone knows Trump is "Individual-1." Mueller really lets him know! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Democrat House Of Representatives To Do List
Hispanic members of House and Senate no longer forced to wear sombreros. And more.

Meet Your New and Improved Elected Representatives!
Indicted for Campaign Corruption, Securities Fraud, Self-published Bigfoot Erotica and more fun from our elected officials!

Voter Pledge Card for the Liberal Elite
Perfect candidate isn’t running, maybe don't toss out your vote!

Terrifying White House Inspired Halloween Costumes
Sexy Mitch McConnell, Zombie Mitch McConnell, just Mitch McConnell. And more.

CARTOON: Trump Stump For Ted Cruz
Nothing like getting endorsed by such a great pal! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers!

The Tremendous Space Force Planning Meeting
The next twenty-five minutes consists of President Trump going into great detail about what the Space Force line of toys needs to be. Action figures, shuttles, rockets, even a home base control room. Of course, the showcase of the toys is a super fit Donald Trump action figure in a glittering stars and stripes Mylar jumpsuit. The little guy is surprisingly pulling off those knee-high boots.

CARTOON: Guess Who?
Can it be a lot of people? Just one? Feels like it could be a lot. Today's cartoon by Ivan!

Inanimate Objects the GOP Might Nominate for the Mid-Term Congressional Elections
Orange traffic cone, Box set of Ted Nugent CDs and more.

New Requirements For Voter Registration Under The Trump Administration
Birth Certificate showing proof of birth in the US. If not born in the US, must be hot European model...

The New York Times Visits the Town That Votes for Donald Trump Again Every Day
And every day, the residents of this small town take a regimented break at noon to head to their local polling place and vote for Donald Trump, a man who is already president...


20 Hairstyles for Fox News Personalities
Bad Ombré
The Extreme Bias Cut
Sleek, With Side-Swept…

It’s Not the Holocaust Tho
ME: Separating families at the border is criminal. We can’t…

Trump Gets His Parade
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red,…

Affairs of the State: Love Notes To and From Russia With and Without Love
August 10, 2015
Dear Donald,
You like strong leaders. I am…

Paul Ryan's Reasons For Leaving Congress
Now that Trump has made American so damn great again, there's…

Least Surprising Items Found In The FBI's Raid Of Michael Cohen
Pages and pages of printed Melrose Place fan message board transcripts.
Doubles…

Updated Checklist for Future Screening of Potentially Dangerous Presidential Candidates
Party Chairpersons: While assessing your potential candidate,…

Do Not Push the Red Button
Adviser 1: President Trump, there is a big, red button…

Highlights Of Trump's Planned Military Parade
The crowd will be the largest for a military parade. Ever. Anywhere.…

Stormy Daniels' Non-Disclosure Agreement
NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT
This Non-disclosure Agreement by and…

President Trump's Favorite Things About The Government Shutdown
You might think that Trump would be a bit concerned and unhappy…

Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton “Government Shutdowners Of Today Are Sissies”
Former President Bill Clinton and House Speaker Newt Gingrich…

Trump Explains Why Countries Made His Shithole List
Albania
"Voted against my homey Roy Moore."
New Zealand
"Not…

More Surprising Revelations From Michael Wolff's Fire And Fury
Cover charge to get into the White House is waived if you arrive…

Trump’s Pay for Play Cabal
“The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is…


The GOP's Holiday Caroling Set List
Rudolph The Ineligible, Pre-Existing Condition Having Reindeer
Baby,…

LEAKED! Roy Moore's Eventual Concession Speech
Alright pilgrims, looks like it’s come to this: defeated by…

The Trump-Lincoln Ford’s Theater Luxury Casino
“They call you Lady Luck,
But there is room for doubt,
At…

NOTICE: Curriculum Update to Reflect Current Industry Standards: Department of Journalism & Creative Media, University of Alabama
To the Class of 2021,
Welcome to the Department…

Trump Speech-O-Matic
Many people wonder why the things President Trump says seem so…

Ways That Trump Could Be Even More Horribly Offensive To Puerto Rico
Visit the island and do a rain dance.
Ensure that paper…

16 Quotes That Show Donald Trump Could Be Your Drunk Uncle
Proof that if you add 'Am I right, Sonny Boy?' to a Donald Trump…

Sean Spicer: Hollywood Wunderkind
“You can do this. We’ve all taken jobs we aren’t proud…


Other Cringe-Worthy Lines From Trump's Speech To The Boy Scouts
What is it you boys do? You tie knots and so on, and get…


Tripping Balls with the Founding Fathers
AUTHOR’S NOTE:
Many observers of President Donald J. Trump…

Contents of Comey’s Other Memos
A memo in which former FBI Director James Comey details an interaction…

A Comprehensive Advisory System Based On Sean Spicer’s Standing Patterns As Devised By Homeland Security
Feet straight ahead, eyes forward, hands not on podium:
A…

Some Pre-Existing Conditions The GOP Will Accept
Slimy skin
Tightass
Sunburn from an “All Lives…

Big Boy Donny’s Birthday Party
“I want a ball,
I want a party
Pink…

Trump's First 100 Days
The biggest accomplishments by the Trump Administration during…

Daily Gaffermations with Sean Spicer
(Sean Spicer looks into the mirror as he begins to speak. Unable…

Bill O'Reilly's Unused Final Monologue
So apparently the brass here at fucking Fox FUCKING News says…

Other People Mike Pence Won't Dine With
Pence's wife has announced that Mike Pence never dines with women…

WebMD: Repeal And Replace
I’ll Die Without Insurance Disorder
What is I’ll Die…

Kellyanne Conway's Guide To White House Etiquette
When squatting on the Oval Office couch as if it were a piece…

Other Surefire Ways to Get Kicked Out of CPAC
Organizers for the Conservative Political Action Conference…

A Few More Statements About Black History Month from President Trump
Black Cats
A lot of great cats out there, folks. White cats,…


Bobby Fink: Kid Detective - The Case of Trump's Missing Terror Attacks
It was the start of February when she walked back into my life.…

Rudy Giuliani’s Cyber Security Tips
As Donald Trump’s administration continues to take shape, Rudy…

Extreme Vetting
"We take you live to New York City's John F. Kennedy International…

Alternate ways of paying for the wall
Now that Mexico has refused to pay for the wall that the Trump…

White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office
Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the…

Phone Messages Left on My Senator’s Voicemail
[BEEP!] Hey, there! It’s Andy. I was just calling to check…

Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration
Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women,…

Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House…
The next President…

GOP Affordable Care Replacement Ideas
Don't despair, folks! All is not lost! Just mostly...
Quit…

Signs Trump Is Actually Losing It
Recently paid workers for a job he hired them to perform.
Gave…

Six Republican Men You’d Totally Invite into the Bathroom with Your Daughter
We’ve all been there: watching your young daughter walk into…

GOP Convention Drinking Game!
Drink every time the camera pans to an overweight woman in a…


Trump Cursing
Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson

GOP Primary Forecast
UPDATED FEBRUARY 23
As we head into the final stretch of the…

Winter is Trumping
Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson

Newly Leaked Hillary Emails Suggest She May Have Seen 'Hamilton,' Or Is Just Crazy
Original Message
From:Huma Abedin <Huma@clintonemail.com>
To:…

Presidential Candidates Footwear
After the Ted Cruz campaign drew attention to Marco Rubio’s…