Tag Archive for: Trump

Trump’s 4:30 AM Conspiracy Tweets

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Immigrationgram

Introducing the Immigrationgram app! Now you can see what your…

Obama Wire Tapping

What President Obama overheard while tapping Donald Trump's phone…

Kellyanne Conway’s Guide To White House Etiquette

When squatting on the Oval Office couch as if it were a piece…

Department of Nihilism Study Finds That Nothing Matters Anyway

WASHINGTON, DC – A new report by the federal Department of…

Trumped Oscar Films

The American Academy of Arts & Sciences announced during…

How To Tell If You’re Allowed In The White House Press Briefing Room

Your paper has plenty of gratis full-page ads for Ivanka's sassy…

Goodbye to the Cancer Moonshot

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.” ~…

President Trump’s Black History Month Checklist

☐  Why no White History Month? Have someone look into that. ☐…

CARTOON: Medical History

TRUMPO Phonetic Alphabet

The administration's defense secretary said Trump may reduce…

FOTO BOMB: ты слышишь меня сейчас?

Can you hear me now?

Leaked Drafts of Donald Trump’s Remarks About Some Upcoming Holidays

Susan B. Anthony Day Today we honor Susan Anthony. Lots to…

What Happened ‘Last Night In Sweden’

Here's what President Trump was talking about when he mentioned…

The President Trump Coffee Table Book — Get It Today!

The valor. The prestige. The endless parade of tanks and missile…

A Few More Statements About Black History Month from President Trump

Black Cats A lot of great cats out there, folks. White cats,…

Joint Press Conference: Trump and Netanyahu

"We take you live to the White House where President Trump is…

CARTOON: Real Actual Clothes

White House Valentine’s Day Cards

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Mike Flynn Phone Calls

The Trump Administration has more phone call problems. (Now…

Trump News Conference

"We take you live to the White House where President Trump is…

Trump/Putin Rom-Coms

Four Elections and An Impeachment Donald is a brash but sensitive…

Bobby Fink: Kid Detective – The Case of Trump’s Missing Terror Attacks

It was the start of February when she walked back into my life.…

FOTO BOMB: Unretouched Steve Bannon Time Cover

Rudy Giuliani’s Cyber Security Tips

As Donald Trump’s administration continues to take shape, Rudy…

Putin’s Diary

Dearest Diary, Sometimes I believe you are my only friend.…

Other Things That The Kremlin Would Like An Apology For

President Trump's interview with Bill O'Reilly on Fox News really…

Trump’s New Rules

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… Meeting in…

Sean Spicer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Period.

I went to bed chewing thirty-five pieces of gum, and before…

Bowling Green Massacre and Our All-Time Favorite Kellyanne Conway Lies

So now Kellyanne Conway is referring to a "Bowling Green Massacre",…

President Seeking Agreeable White House Staffer

Thank you for coming in today. As you surely know, these White…

Trump’s National Prayer Breakfast Offering

Hey, are you there God? It's me, Donald. To tell you the truth,…

Trump Calls to World Leaders

President Donald J. Trump reportedly became angry during a telephone…

CARTOON: The Emperor’s #AlternativeFacts Clothes

Other Trump Executive Orders You Might Have Missed

New trade agreement discussions with Chile ("Mostly because I…

News From the White House Got You Down? Try Presidex!

Do you ever find yourself staying up through the wee hours of…

Extreme Vetting

"We take you live to New York City's John F. Kennedy International…

Alternate ways of paying for the wall

Now that Mexico has refused to pay for the wall that the Trump…

FOTO BOMB: Trump Bros. Avocados

White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office

Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the…

Trump’s Other Changes To The White House Website

Trump wasn't in office for even a day when he made several notable…

Alternatives to Alternative Facts

The truth seems to be a fickle thing in the new White House,…

Phone Messages Left on My Senator’s Voicemail

[BEEP!] Hey, there! It’s Andy. I was just calling to check…

President Trump’s First News Conference

"We take you to Washington D.C. where President Trump is about…

Grizzly Bears I Would Have Totally Shot at School

Conor, 5th Grade (Spelling Class) Conor was pretty much the…

Women’s March on Washington Pick-up lines

You smell slightly less awful then the other hippies. So,…

Most Common Tattoos Spotted at the Trump Inauguration

Demonic/zombie bald eagle with dead dove in it's mouth: 174 Rebel…

Taking the Twitter Oath

'I, Donald J. Trump will chew out world leaders. I will tweet…

Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration

Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women,…

Washington, D.C. Travel Guide for Trump Supporters

Tens of thousands of Donald Trump supporters will be flocking…

The New School Threat: Grizzly Bears

Sure guns in schools can do SOME bad things, but what's the REAL…

Procrastinators! You Can Still Move Away! Try Guam!

FYEO – Guam Chamber of Commerce Secret Plan For Attracting…

Mr. Trump Goes to Washington

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…

11 Other Things House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz Would Rather Investigate than Trump’s Obvious Conflicts of Interest

If the returning Champion always goes first on Jeopardy, who…

Trump’s Golden Intelligence Briefing

Thank you for meeting with us today, Mr. President-elect. We…

Notable lines from Donald Trump’s upcoming Inaugural Address

"Ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what your country…

How to Explain a Golden Shower to an Evangelical

It's like the story of Noah and the Flood, but God is a high-priced…

Donald Trump Reviews Overrated Meryl’s Top Films

Kramer Vs. Kramer Overrated Meryl won an Academy Award for her…

FOTO BOMB: Trump @ CES

Trump is at it again doing his White House training at CES…

Other Revelations from the U.S. Intelligence Community

  Russian hackers got into the Nielsen computers and sabotaged…

FOTO BOMB: Happy Trump New Year!

Donald Trump Wishes America a Happy New Year from Times Square.…

Trump’s Definitions of Common, Everyday Political Terms

President-Elect Trump recently referred to the UN as simply "a…

It’s a Wonderful Presidency

President-elect Trump is pacing inside the penthouse at Trump…

CARTOON: Holiday Outsourcing

Christmas Gifts The Trump’s Asked From Santa

The Declaration of Independence, for Ivanka to use as coasters…

Donald Trump’s Pre-Tweet Crib Sheet

Mr. President-Elect Trump, please always refer to the following…

FOTO BOMB: Trump Holiday Card

Least Clicked On Fake News Stories

Creator Of CB Radio Sets Own Buttocks On Fire Nazi Scientists…

The Spy Who Came in from the Access Hollywood Bus

A dimly lit tavern, somewhere along the Ukrainian border. A waitress…

FOTO BOMB: President Elect Trump has a Balloon

The Trump Presidency, The First 100 Days

ObamaCare replaced by TrumpCare (first-aid kit, bottle of off-brand…

How to Be a White Ally Without All the Hassle

Are you distressed about the results of the recent presidential…

Steve Bannon, Really? He Doesn’t Even Make My List of Top 5 Favorite Nazis

  I gotta tell you: I’m real disappointed with the…

FOTO BOMB: Chris Christie’s New Job

WikiLeaks Bombshell: Militia Group Issues ‘Stand Down’ Order, Four Erections Die

KALAMAZOO, Mich. – As Republican presidential candidate Donald…

So You’re Moving To Another Country…

What Now? Things To Consider:   1) Don't Go From…

Election Night Comforting Thoughts

Regardless of who ultimately wins, the night of the Presidential…

Very Last Minute Election Surprises

Adak, Alaska has the pleasant distinction of being home to the…

You’ve Decided to Vote for Trump, But Can You Figure Out Which Robert E. Lee High School the Polling Place Is Located?

  Well, after months of the finest deductive reasoning,…

Election Day Voting Checklist

Are you ready to make the arduous journey to your local voting…

FOTO BOMB: Megyn and Newt’s First Date

Mike Pence’s Thoughts As The Plane Skidded Around

Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence was in a plane…

Melania’s Whistle-Stop Tour

The odd, little out of the way places that Trump's campaign advisors…

TrumpTV: 15 Shows He Will Remake For His New Network

We got ahold of the transcripts from his meetings with network…

CARTOON: Respect

FOTO BOMB: Bad Hombres! Coming Soon!

Surprise Guests of the 3rd 2016 Presidential Debate!

Today's CNN report cited the guests invited to tonight debate…

Melania Trump Body Language Decoded

Anderson Cooper's CNN interview with Melania Trump held very…

Internal Trump Campaign Emails From Last Weekend

+++++++++++++ Friday, Oct. 7, 2016 3:35 pm From: Donald To:…

Kellyanne Conway Word Association

Who is this mysterious woman, Kellyanne Conway? The woman behind…

Trump’s Other Favorite Sputnik News Stories

Donald Trump recently began citing a Kremlin funded news website…

Other Times That Billy Bush’s Shenanigans Have Landed Him in Hot Water

Forget about Trump! What about that little scoundrel, Billy Bush? His…

Foto Bomb: Trumpenstein!

Paul Ryan said he'll no longer defend Trump. Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty tired of defending his monster too .

Foto Bomb: Trump Debate Strategy

Town-Hall Debate Drinking Game

Do a shot every time that:   Donald Trump attempts…

Fallout Events From the Trump Video

  In a surprise move the Tic-Tac organization chooses…

Donald Trump’s Excuses For Not Paying His Taxes

It's Hillary's fault. He's done plenty of other illegal…

Hustler Magazine’s Reasons Why Donald Trump Should Be Our Next President

USA Today has come out against Trump. As is of course their right. To…

What Trump Did Right During the Debate

Didn't bite anyone. (on-stage at least; and even Reagan took…

Questions Rejected From Being Used During The Clinton / Trump Debate

  "Senator Clinton, is it true that ISIS unfriended you…

Items Purchased With Misappropriated Trump Foundation Funds

Human centipede made up of losers from past seasons of The Apprentice. [$20K…

Foto Bomb: Born in USA

Donald’s Letters to God

Real, Genuine Reasons Donald J. Trump Is Refusing To Release His Tax Returns

Accidentally spilled a two liter of Big Red soda onto the form,…

Signs Trump Is Actually Losing It

Recently paid workers for a job he hired them to perform. Gave…

Duties of Those Cleaning the Convention Center Following the RNC

Repair porta potty glory holes Contact landfill re: thousands…

Tasty Items For Sale At The RNC Concession Stands

Trump Roast $74.50 Baloney. Lots and lots of roasted baloney.…

GOP Convention Drinking Game!

Drink every time the camera pans to an overweight woman in a…

Four Strange Things Found in Michelle Obama’s 2008 DNC Speech

With all this fuss about plagiarism from Melania Trump's RNC…

CARTOON: What To Expect At the Convention

President Trump White House Tour

A first-person account by one lucky reporter It is a pretty…

CARTOON: Veep Madness Bracket

earlier version originally printed in NY Daily News &nbs…

Failed Made-Up Names Before They Settled on Brexit

 Great Escapain' Eng-leave Great Bail-in' Boris, Farage,…

Trump University Final Exam

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Mad (Trump) Libs

Trump Cursing

Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson

Things Paul Ryan Would Endorse For President Before Donald Trump

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he would…

Trump Snarls

Two hours after his latest victory sort-of-speech following a…

Winter is Trumping

Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson

Presidential Candidates Footwear

After the Ted Cruz campaign drew attention to Marco Rubio’s…