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Fareed Zakaria Declares the Moments Others Truly “Became the President”
“I think Donald Trump became president of the United States.…
A Note From the Witch Who Stole Sean Spicer’s Cool
First of all, I feel compelled to preface this all by saying…
Recent Cases of iPhone Damage in the Current Political Environment
Repair Ticket #2948528
Phone smashed against wall after aunt…
A Pilot Welcomes Passengers To Trump's America
*crackles over sound system*
Hi, uhhhhhh, welcome aboard…
Budget Cut Reading List
Trump's budget cuts will no doubt have a negative effect on this…
President Trump Welcomes the First Pet
“Black crows in the meadow
Across a broad highway
Though…
It's Time to Meet the 2017 RNC Babies!
What do you get when you mix $7 Bud Lights with 50,000 pro-life…
Most Hilarious White House Pranks!
President Gerald Ford, a master tightrope artist who performed…
Press Conference From The Discarded Crayola Crayon, Dandelion
"Okay, first off, yes, I am drunk. Very drunk. Drunk to the point…
Other People Mike Pence Won't Dine With
Pence's wife has announced that Mike Pence never dines with women…
Paul Ryan's Other Teenage Dreams
“So Medicaid, sending it back to the states, capping its growth…
Guided Meditations For The Trump Era
In light of recent political events, we’ve updated our app…
Most Anticipated New Reality Shows
Extreme Vetting
Join America’s most extreme veterinarian,…
Mike Pence Returns to The Crossroads
“I went to the crossroads, fell down on my knees,
Asked the…
Animatronic Donald Trump's Executive Orders From Disney's Hall of Presidents
Inside Disney’s Hall of Presidents attraction, 44 animatronic…
Trump Administration Revised Terror Watch List
Nordstrom
Australia
Meryl Streep
Cast…
Overheard at Trump/Cruz Dinner
President Donald Trump and Texas Senator Ted Cruz officially…
Immigrationgram
Introducing the Immigrationgram app! Now you can see what your…
Obama Wire Tapping
What President Obama overheard while tapping Donald Trump's phone…
Kellyanne Conway's Guide To White House Etiquette
When squatting on the Oval Office couch as if it were a piece…
Department of Nihilism Study Finds That Nothing Matters Anyway
WASHINGTON, DC – A new report by the federal Department of…
Trumped Oscar Films
The American Academy of Arts & Sciences announced during…
How To Tell If You're Allowed In The White House Press Briefing Room
Your paper has plenty of gratis full-page ads for Ivanka's sassy…
Goodbye to the Cancer Moonshot
“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.”
~…
President Trump's Black History Month Checklist
☐ Why no White History Month? Have someone look into that.
☐…
TRUMPO Phonetic Alphabet
The administration's defense secretary said Trump may reduce…
FOTO BOMB: ты слышишь меня сейчас?
Can you hear me now?
Leaked Drafts of Donald Trump's Remarks About Some Upcoming Holidays
Susan B. Anthony Day
Today we honor Susan Anthony. Lots to…
What Happened 'Last Night In Sweden'
Here's what President Trump was talking about when he mentioned…
The President Trump Coffee Table Book — Get It Today!
The valor. The prestige. The endless parade of tanks and missile…
A Few More Statements About Black History Month from President Trump
Black Cats
A lot of great cats out there, folks. White cats,…
Joint Press Conference: Trump and Netanyahu
"We take you live to the White House where President Trump is…
Mike Flynn Phone Calls
The Trump Administration has more phone call problems.
(Now…
Trump News Conference
"We take you live to the White House where President Trump is…
Trump/Putin Rom-Coms
Four Elections and An Impeachment
Donald is a brash but sensitive…
Bobby Fink: Kid Detective - The Case of Trump's Missing Terror Attacks
It was the start of February when she walked back into my life.…
Rudy Giuliani’s Cyber Security Tips
As Donald Trump’s administration continues to take shape, Rudy…
Putin's Diary
Dearest Diary,
Sometimes I believe you are my only friend.…
Other Things That The Kremlin Would Like An Apology For
President Trump's interview with Bill O'Reilly on Fox News really…
Trump's New Rules
Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House…
Meeting in…
Sean Spicer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Period.
I went to bed chewing thirty-five pieces of gum, and before…
Bowling Green Massacre and Our All-Time Favorite Kellyanne Conway Lies
So now Kellyanne Conway is referring to a "Bowling Green Massacre",…
President Seeking Agreeable White House Staffer
Thank you for coming in today. As you surely know, these White…
Trump's National Prayer Breakfast Offering
Hey, are you there God? It's me, Donald.
To tell you the truth,…
Trump Calls to World Leaders
President Donald J. Trump reportedly became angry during a telephone…
Other Trump Executive Orders You Might Have Missed
New trade agreement discussions with Chile ("Mostly because I…
News From the White House Got You Down? Try Presidex!
Do you ever find yourself staying up through the wee hours of…
Extreme Vetting
"We take you live to New York City's John F. Kennedy International…
Alternate ways of paying for the wall
Now that Mexico has refused to pay for the wall that the Trump…
White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office
Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the…
Trump's Other Changes To The White House Website
Trump wasn't in office for even a day when he made several notable…
Alternatives to Alternative Facts
The truth seems to be a fickle thing in the new White House,…
Phone Messages Left on My Senator’s Voicemail
[BEEP!] Hey, there! It’s Andy. I was just calling to check…
President Trump's First News Conference
"We take you to Washington D.C. where President Trump is about…
Grizzly Bears I Would Have Totally Shot at School
Conor, 5th Grade (Spelling Class)
Conor was pretty much the…
Women's March on Washington Pick-up lines
You smell slightly less awful then the other hippies.
So,…
Most Common Tattoos Spotted at the Trump Inauguration
Demonic/zombie bald eagle with dead dove in it's mouth: 174
Rebel…
Taking the Twitter Oath
'I, Donald J. Trump will chew out world leaders. I will tweet…
Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration
Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women,…
Washington, D.C. Travel Guide for Trump Supporters
Tens of thousands of Donald Trump supporters will be flocking…
The New School Threat: Grizzly Bears
Sure guns in schools can do SOME bad things, but what's the REAL…
Procrastinators! You Can Still Move Away! Try Guam!
FYEO – Guam Chamber of Commerce Secret Plan For Attracting…
Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House…
The next President…
11 Other Things House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz Would Rather Investigate than Trump’s Obvious Conflicts of Interest
If the returning Champion always goes first on Jeopardy, who…
Trump’s Golden Intelligence Briefing
Thank you for meeting with us today, Mr. President-elect. We…
Notable lines from Donald Trump's upcoming Inaugural Address
"Ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what your country…
How to Explain a Golden Shower to an Evangelical
It's like the story of Noah and the Flood, but God is a high-priced…
Donald Trump Reviews Overrated Meryl's Top Films
Kramer Vs. Kramer
Overrated Meryl won an Academy Award for her…
FOTO BOMB: Trump @ CES
Trump is at it again doing his White House training at CES…
Other Revelations from the U.S. Intelligence Community
Russian hackers got into the Nielsen computers and sabotaged…
FOTO BOMB: Happy Trump New Year!
Donald Trump Wishes America a Happy New Year from Times Square.…
Trump's Definitions of Common, Everyday Political Terms
President-Elect Trump recently referred to the UN as simply "a…
It's a Wonderful Presidency
President-elect Trump is pacing inside the penthouse at Trump…
Christmas Gifts The Trump’s Asked From Santa
The Declaration of Independence, for Ivanka to use as coasters…
Donald Trump's Pre-Tweet Crib Sheet
Mr. President-Elect Trump, please always refer to the following…
Least Clicked On Fake News Stories
Creator Of CB Radio Sets Own Buttocks On Fire
Nazi Scientists…
The Spy Who Came in from the Access Hollywood Bus
A dimly lit tavern, somewhere along the Ukrainian border. A waitress…
The Trump Presidency, The First 100 Days
ObamaCare replaced by TrumpCare
(first-aid kit, bottle of off-brand…
How to Be a White Ally Without All the Hassle
Are you distressed about the results of the recent presidential…
Steve Bannon, Really? He Doesn’t Even Make My List of Top 5 Favorite Nazis
I gotta tell you: I’m real disappointed with the…
WikiLeaks Bombshell: Militia Group Issues ‘Stand Down’ Order, Four Erections Die
KALAMAZOO, Mich. – As Republican presidential candidate Donald…
So You're Moving To Another Country...
What Now?
Things To Consider:
1) Don't Go From…
Election Night Comforting Thoughts
Regardless of who ultimately wins, the night of the Presidential…
Very Last Minute Election Surprises
Adak, Alaska has the pleasant distinction of being home to the…
You've Decided to Vote for Trump, But Can You Figure Out Which Robert E. Lee High School the Polling Place Is Located?
Well, after months of the finest deductive reasoning,…
Election Day Voting Checklist
Are you ready to make the arduous journey to your local voting…
Mike Pence's Thoughts As The Plane Skidded Around
Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence was in a plane…
Melania's Whistle-Stop Tour
The odd, little out of the way places that Trump's campaign advisors…
TrumpTV: 15 Shows He Will Remake For His New Network
We got ahold of the transcripts from his meetings with network…
Surprise Guests of the 3rd 2016 Presidential Debate!
Today's CNN report cited the guests invited to tonight debate…
Melania Trump Body Language Decoded
Anderson Cooper's CNN interview with Melania Trump held very…
Internal Trump Campaign Emails From Last Weekend
+++++++++++++
Friday, Oct. 7, 2016
3:35 pm
From: Donald
To:…
Kellyanne Conway Word Association
Who is this mysterious woman, Kellyanne Conway? The woman behind…
Trump's Other Favorite Sputnik News Stories
Donald Trump recently began citing a Kremlin funded news website…
Other Times That Billy Bush's Shenanigans Have Landed Him in Hot Water
Forget about Trump! What about that little scoundrel, Billy Bush?
His…
Foto Bomb: Trumpenstein!
Paul Ryan said he'll no longer defend Trump. Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty tired of defending his monster too .
Town-Hall Debate Drinking Game
Do a shot every time that:
Donald Trump attempts…
Fallout Events From the Trump Video
In a surprise move the Tic-Tac organization chooses…
Donald Trump's Excuses For Not Paying His Taxes
It's Hillary's fault.
He's done plenty of other illegal…
Hustler Magazine's Reasons Why Donald Trump Should Be Our Next President
USA Today has come out against Trump. As is of course their right. To…
What Trump Did Right During the Debate
Didn't bite anyone.
(on-stage at least; and even Reagan took…
Questions Rejected From Being Used During The Clinton / Trump Debate
"Senator Clinton, is it true that ISIS unfriended you…
Items Purchased With Misappropriated Trump Foundation Funds
Human centipede made up of losers from past seasons of The Apprentice.
[$20K…
Real, Genuine Reasons Donald J. Trump Is Refusing To Release His Tax Returns
Accidentally spilled a two liter of Big Red soda onto the form,…
Signs Trump Is Actually Losing It
Recently paid workers for a job he hired them to perform.
Gave…
Duties of Those Cleaning the Convention Center Following the RNC
Repair porta potty glory holes
Contact landfill re: thousands…
Tasty Items For Sale At The RNC Concession Stands
Trump Roast
$74.50
Baloney. Lots and lots of roasted baloney.…
GOP Convention Drinking Game!
Drink every time the camera pans to an overweight woman in a…
Four Strange Things Found in Michelle Obama's 2008 DNC Speech
With all this fuss about plagiarism from Melania Trump's RNC…
President Trump White House Tour
A first-person account by one lucky reporter
It is a pretty…
CARTOON: Veep Madness Bracket
earlier version originally printed in NY Daily News
&nbs…
Failed Made-Up Names Before They Settled on Brexit
Great Escapain'
Eng-leave
Great Bail-in'
Boris, Farage,…
Trump University Final Exam
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Trump Cursing
Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
Things Paul Ryan Would Endorse For President Before Donald Trump
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he would…
Trump Snarls
Two hours after his latest victory sort-of-speech following a…
Winter is Trumping
Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
Presidential Candidates Footwear
After the Ted Cruz campaign drew attention to Marco Rubio’s…