Trump's Definitions of Common, Everyday Political Terms

President-Elect Trump recently referred to the UN as simply "a…

FOTO BOMB: Scene from Ivanka Trump's flight in Coach

It's a Wonderful Presidency

President-elect Trump is pacing inside the penthouse at Trump…

Christmas Gifts The Trump’s Asked From Santa

The Declaration of Independence, for Ivanka to use as coasters…

Donald Trump's Pre-Tweet Crib Sheet

Mr. President-Elect Trump, please always refer to the following…

FOTO BOMB: Trump Holiday Card

Least Clicked On Fake News Stories

Creator Of CB Radio Sets Own Buttocks On Fire Nazi Scientists…

The Spy Who Came in from the Access Hollywood Bus

A dimly lit tavern, somewhere along the Ukrainian border. A waitress…

These Electoral College Members Are Hot, Willing, and Waiting For Your Online Petitions!

Hey there, concerned citizen! Are you itching to have your voice…

FOTO BOMB: President Elect Trump has a Balloon

The Trump Presidency, The First 100 Days

ObamaCare replaced by TrumpCare (first-aid kit, bottle of off-brand…

You Are Invited to the Democratic Party’s White Working Class Appreciation BBQ

What: The Democratic Party’s First Annual White Working Class…

How to Be a White Ally Without All the Hassle

Are you distressed about the results of the recent presidential…

President Trump's Cabinet Member Selections

Citizens of these great United States, you can now rest easy.   …

Steve Bannon, Really? He Doesn’t Even Make My List of Top 5 Favorite Nazis

  I gotta tell you: I’m real disappointed with the…

Victory speech transcript from the 2116 Elections

Back to the future: so much can change in so little time Thank…

FOTO BOMB: Chris Christie's New Job

WikiLeaks Bombshell: Militia Group Issues ‘Stand Down’ Order, Four Erections Die

KALAMAZOO, Mich. – As Republican presidential candidate Donald…

So You're Moving To Another Country...

What Now? Things To Consider:   1) Don't Go From…

Election Night Comforting Thoughts

Regardless of who ultimately wins, the night of the Presidential…

Very Last Minute Election Surprises

Adak, Alaska has the pleasant distinction of being home to the…

You've Decided to Vote for Trump, But Can You Figure Out Which Robert E. Lee High School the Polling Place Is Located?

  Well, after months of the finest deductive reasoning,…

Election Day Voting Checklist

Are you ready to make the arduous journey to your local voting…

Notes From Hillary's Diary

For the next week leading up to the election, Hillary Clinton…

FOTO BOMB: Hillary's Emails

FOTO BOMB: Megyn and Newt's First Date

Mike Pence's Thoughts As The Plane Skidded Around

Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence was in a plane…

Melania's Whistle-Stop Tour

The odd, little out of the way places that Trump's campaign advisors…

TrumpTV: 15 Shows He Will Remake For His New Network

We got ahold of the transcripts from his meetings with network…

FOTO BOMB: Bad Hombres! Coming Soon!

Surprise Guests of the 3rd 2016 Presidential Debate!

Today's CNN report cited the guests invited to tonight debate…

FOTO BOMB: Hillary's Peaceful Campaign

Melania Trump Body Language Decoded

Anderson Cooper's CNN interview with Melania Trump held very…

Internal Trump Campaign Emails From Last Weekend

+++++++++++++ Friday, Oct. 7, 2016 3:35 pm From: Donald To:…

Kellyanne Conway Word Association

Who is this mysterious woman, Kellyanne Conway? The woman behind…

Trump's Other Favorite Sputnik News Stories

Donald Trump recently began citing a Kremlin funded news website…

Other Times That Billy Bush's Shenanigans Have Landed Him in Hot Water

Forget about Trump! What about that little scoundrel, Billy Bush? His…

Foto Bomb: Trumpenstein!

Paul Ryan said he'll no longer defend Trump. Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty tired of defending his monster too .

Foto Bomb: Trump Debate Strategy

Town-Hall Debate Drinking Game

Do a shot every time that:   Donald Trump attempts…

Fallout Events From the Trump Video

  In a surprise move the Tic-Tac organization chooses…

Donald Trump's Excuses For Not Paying His Taxes

It's Hillary's fault. He's done plenty of other illegal…

Hustler Magazine's Reasons Why Donald Trump Should Be Our Next President

USA Today has come out against Trump. As is of course their right. To…

What Trump Did Right During the Debate

Didn't bite anyone. (on-stage at least; and even Reagan took…

Questions Rejected From Being Used During The Clinton / Trump Debate

  "Senator Clinton, is it true that ISIS unfriended you…

Items Purchased With Misappropriated Trump Foundation Funds

Human centipede made up of losers from past seasons of The Apprentice. [$20K…

Weekend At Hillary's

Highlighted Excerpts of Interest From the FBI's Investigation of Hillary's Emails

"... just saying, if someone is being paid to give me a proper…

Donald's Letters to God

What Will it Take to Get Anthony Weiner to Stop Sexting?

There are only a few viable scenarios that appear likely:   His…

Subject: Fear Not, Gun Lovers!

********* (The highest ranking members of the GLC [Gun Lovers…

Trump’s Olympic Demonstration Sports

Ratings for the 2016 Olympics were way down from the London 2012…

Signs Trump Is Actually Losing It

Recently paid workers for a job he hired them to perform. Gave…

Six Republican Men You’d Totally Invite into the Bathroom with Your Daughter

We’ve all been there: watching your young daughter walk into…

Potentially Delicious Items from the 2016 DNC Concession Menu

Hill-a-refried Beans $25.00 We in the food service industry…

Five Reactions from Those Who Met Saul Alinsky on the DNC Floor and Immediately Learned He's Been Dead Since 1972

It's been a real Who's Who on the floor of the Democratic National…

DNC Drinking Game!

Drink every time someone says that they are NOT Donald Trump Drink…

Tasty Items For Sale At The RNC Concession Stands

Trump Roast $74.50 Baloney. Lots and lots of roasted baloney.…

GOP Convention Drinking Game!

Drink every time the camera pans to an overweight woman in a…

Four Strange Things Found in Michelle Obama's 2008 DNC Speech

With all this fuss about plagiarism from Melania Trump's RNC…

President Trump White House Tour

A first-person account by one lucky reporter It is a pretty…

Mad (Trump) Libs

Things Paul Ryan Would Endorse For President Before Donald Trump

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he would…

New Career Plans For Ted Cruz

It looks like it's getting to be about that time. The time for…

Bernie Sanders Campaign Groupie Sex Diary

It's proven to be a passionate electoral season, and voters have…

Trump Snarls

Two hours after his latest victory sort-of-speech following a…

GOP Primary Forecast

UPDATED FEBRUARY 23 As we head into the final stretch of the…

Newly Leaked Hillary Emails Suggest She May Have Seen 'Hamilton,' Or Is Just Crazy

Original Message From:Huma Abedin <Huma@clintonemail.com> To:…

Tip-Top Tips to Terminate a Trumper Tantrum

The world can be a scary place even without Donald Trump around.…

Hillary's Top Secret E-Mails

After several months of furious work, hackers have managed to…

Presidential Candidates Footwear

After the Ted Cruz campaign drew attention to Marco Rubio’s…

The Summer of My Erotic Marxist Awakening

I suppose we were what you'd call an odd couple, Karl Heinrich Marx and me. After all, I was just a pimple-faced 16-year-old from Kenosha, WI, and he was the German revolutionary and theorist whose Communist Manifesto had forever altered the course of Western Civilization.

Modern Day Postcards

Pope’s Dope Robe Probed

Hey The Pope - just because you're The Pope doesn't mean you…

How to Dominate Friends and Repel Losers

Dale Carnegie’s seminal work, How to Win Friends and Influence…

Who Said It: Donald Trump or Bill the Butcher from "Gangs of New York"?

1. “You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English…

The Olive Garden Specials Menu written by a Former Political Operative

The Gamechanger This artichoke and basil pesto panini is, simply…