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Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton “Government Shutdowners Of Today Are Sissies”
Former President Bill Clinton and House Speaker Newt Gingrich…
Trump Explains Why Countries Made His Shithole List
Albania
"Voted against my homey Roy Moore."
New Zealand
"Not…
More Surprising Revelations From Michael Wolff's Fire And Fury
Cover charge to get into the White House is waived if you arrive…
Trump’s Pay for Play Cabal
“The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is…
The GOP's Holiday Caroling Set List
Rudolph The Ineligible, Pre-Existing Condition Having Reindeer
Baby,…
LEAKED! Roy Moore's Eventual Concession Speech
Alright pilgrims, looks like it’s come to this: defeated by…
The Trump-Lincoln Ford’s Theater Luxury Casino
“They call you Lady Luck,
But there is room for doubt,
At…
NOTICE: Curriculum Update to Reflect Current Industry Standards: Department of Journalism & Creative Media, University of Alabama
To the Class of 2021,
Welcome to the Department…
Trump Speech-O-Matic
Many people wonder why the things President Trump says seem so…
Ways That Trump Could Be Even More Horribly Offensive To Puerto Rico
Visit the island and do a rain dance.
Ensure that paper…
16 Quotes That Show Donald Trump Could Be Your Drunk Uncle
Proof that if you add 'Am I right, Sonny Boy?' to a Donald Trump…
Sean Spicer: Hollywood Wunderkind
“You can do this. We’ve all taken jobs we aren’t proud…
Other Cringe-Worthy Lines From Trump's Speech To The Boy Scouts
What is it you boys do? You tie knots and so on, and get…
Tripping Balls with the Founding Fathers
AUTHOR’S NOTE:
Many observers of President Donald J. Trump…
Contents of Comey’s Other Memos
A memo in which former FBI Director James Comey details an interaction…
A Comprehensive Advisory System Based On Sean Spicer’s Standing Patterns As Devised By Homeland Security
Feet straight ahead, eyes forward, hands not on podium:
A…
Some Pre-Existing Conditions The GOP Will Accept
Slimy skin
Tightass
Sunburn from an “All Lives…
Big Boy Donny’s Birthday Party
“I want a ball,
I want a party
Pink…
Trump's First 100 Days
The biggest accomplishments by the Trump Administration during…
Daily Gaffermations with Sean Spicer
(Sean Spicer looks into the mirror as he begins to speak. Unable…
Bill O'Reilly's Unused Final Monologue
So apparently the brass here at fucking Fox FUCKING News says…
Other People Mike Pence Won't Dine With
Pence's wife has announced that Mike Pence never dines with women…
WebMD: Repeal And Replace
I’ll Die Without Insurance Disorder
What is I’ll Die…
Kellyanne Conway's Guide To White House Etiquette
When squatting on the Oval Office couch as if it were a piece…
Other Surefire Ways to Get Kicked Out of CPAC
Organizers for the Conservative Political Action Conference…
A Few More Statements About Black History Month from President Trump
Black Cats
A lot of great cats out there, folks. White cats,…
Bobby Fink: Kid Detective - The Case of Trump's Missing Terror Attacks
It was the start of February when she walked back into my life.…
Rudy Giuliani’s Cyber Security Tips
As Donald Trump’s administration continues to take shape, Rudy…
Extreme Vetting
"We take you live to New York City's John F. Kennedy International…
Alternate ways of paying for the wall
Now that Mexico has refused to pay for the wall that the Trump…
White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office
Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the…
Phone Messages Left on My Senator’s Voicemail
[BEEP!] Hey, there! It’s Andy. I was just calling to check…
Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration
Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women,…
Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House…
The next President…
GOP Affordable Care Replacement Ideas
Don't despair, folks! All is not lost! Just mostly...
Quit…
Signs Trump Is Actually Losing It
Recently paid workers for a job he hired them to perform.
Gave…
Six Republican Men You’d Totally Invite into the Bathroom with Your Daughter
We’ve all been there: watching your young daughter walk into…
GOP Convention Drinking Game!
Drink every time the camera pans to an overweight woman in a…
Trump Cursing
Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
GOP Primary Forecast
UPDATED FEBRUARY 23
As we head into the final stretch of the…
Winter is Trumping
Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
Newly Leaked Hillary Emails Suggest She May Have Seen 'Hamilton,' Or Is Just Crazy
Original Message
From:Huma Abedin <Huma@clintonemail.com>
To:…
Presidential Candidates Footwear
After the Ted Cruz campaign drew attention to Marco Rubio’s…