Deep State Dunkel: Enjoy the smooth malty flavor of this beer while you swap your favorite Obama conspiracy theories over a game of cornhole. Did he kill JFK? Probably!

The elephant in the room. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Lure the Trump supporter to a tantalizing mock-up garage sale, featuring items such as confederate flag shot-glasses and beer cozies, back issues of Guns & Ammo, and collectible figurines and snow-globes that feature Jesus punching a hippie in the mouth.

Great new gifts in the White House shop! The are infectious! Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield and Scott Dooley.

Can't take my freedumb! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Looking a little orange? Today's cartoon by Jack Loftus.

Rule #2: The moderator will have the ability to mute a candidate's microphone if he fails to give the other candidate an opportunity to speak. The candidate in violation will be docked an electoral vote from a battleground state of his opponents choosing.

Consistent government is our best chance. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

And more juggling jokes of a government... Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Mindless Buzz. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

"Hey good lookin', could I buy you a drink to wash down that handful of hydroxychloroquine?"

Carrying a Tiki Torch For You: Small town patriots Kirk and Allie meet while protesting the removal of a Confederate statue and sparks fly—literally, from their flaming tiki torches! Kirk falls fast for Allie, but in order to save the family hardware store, Kirk has already agreed to marry an Harvard-educated lady lawyer who voted for Hillary. Can Kirk find a way to save the store, be with the woman he loves, and maybe even lock up his fiancée?

My brief, feeble attempt at a quarantine mustache. Any puppy ever. And more!

GRAVE NEW WORLD: Michael’s government keeps telling him it’s safe to resume normal life, even though he sees on the news that hundreds of people are still dying every day from a highly contagious virus that has no cure. Michael’s government wouldn’t be telling him to deliberately risk his and his loved ones’ health for the vague and ghoulish goal of “reopening the economy”...would it?

Melting young minds. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.

But so long most of all, to the one we called regal. Goodbye to our very own proud bald eagle.

Waked and Baked. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

The tiny fingers won't work. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Always read the fine print! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Much more accurate. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

This ain't no dove glove. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.

Would know those tiny hands anywhere. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Did you see? Number 1 on all the networks. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

The Fauci – Strapless soft sweetheart full A-line gown with draped wrap DuPont Tyvek 400 haz-mat bodice and swirling frothy draped skirt made from high-density polyethylene with guaranteed protection from particles and virus < 1 micron in size.  Accentuated with organza sprig appliques with hand-tacked voluminous framed horsehair overskirt.  Available in ivory or white.  Or reflective yellow latex.

The list is long, and repulsive, yet all much, much better options. Illustrated list by Jason Chatfield.

From forbidden asteroids to dinners alone, take a journey with The Little Pence.

Mai-Tide: Chill 4 Tide pods in a freezer overnight.  Place chilled pods into a glass, then puncture each pod.  Pour Mai Tai contents over pods.

Some leave their mark with positive action, others...Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

WHAT AM I, A DOCTOR—OR A MOON SHUTTLE CONDUCTOR?!

You’ve indicated in the past that you’d be happy to vote for a woman, you just “weren’t that into” Hillary Clinton. And yet you’ve voiced concerns that Elizabeth Warren just isn’t “electable.” What does “electable” mean to you?

Warren, “Yes, I ate every single plum. And yes, I knew that you wanted to eat them for lunch. But hey, I’m human, and probably the first woman to eat them. I don’t expect you to forgive me, but what if I told you that I’ve got a plan to replenish them? What if I told you that eating them was a part of my plan all along?” 

Roger Stone's Prison Tattoo. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Chapter Seven:  Mister Pi-Stash-io: Isn't saying that he's partially responsible for the recent death of Mr. Peanut, but isn't exactly denying it either.

I’m ready to paint a picture of the inner-workings of the Trump administration for the American people. Speaking of pictures, my book includes over 25 full-color photos. Perhaps one that features Rudy Guliani (in drag for some reason) smoking cigars and recording video birthday cards for the grandmothers of two Ukrainian timber oligarchs? You’ll have to read to find out!

Do Not Disturb?? Too late! Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

After a blurry night of fun with bath salts Kevin McAllister burns down The Plaza Hotel.

They've had it too good for too long! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

See the out-of-control hot air sack on the parade? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Does the winner or loser end up in pinstripes? Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

These are the first impeachment proceedings in over two decades, as well as the 238th impeachable offense that has occurred during the Trump presidency.

Going up in smoke. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Unthinkable! Today's cartoon by David DeGrand and Rob Kutner.

Sinking feeling? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

It's #NationalCheeseburgerDay or if you prefer, hamberders. Cartoon by Marty Dundics.

I'm Proud Of My Son, Even Though He's Stolen This Car Several Times, and more.

Let's get bombed. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Donald Says: A variation on the classic “Simon Says” and a GOP must-play. One person pretends to be Donald Trump and says, “Donald says '[insert action here]’.”  All the players must do what Donald says. If the person doesn’t insert “Donald says” when requesting the action, those who do the action are out. The last person still in office, or not yet roasting in hellfire, wins.  

Mahalo, friends. Does the current political climate have you…