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His only contributions to the block garage sale are always bloodied girl scout uniforms. Immediately following Halloween, he rents out his porch jack o’ lantern as a toilet for homeless people. He constantly steals your newspaper, and also your television. Always brings roofies to the neighborhood lemonade stands. You live in George Zimmerman’s neighborhood. He […]
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